Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Foraging news: Mrs Spat edition

Your new toy is very nice, Mrs Spat but we do not want to play with it.
I was showing it to you, monkey boy, not offering it to you.
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In other news, sufficiently advanced Google Translate is indistinguishable from Sam Beckett poetry:

It is somewhere.
By mist
By sight
To society
By sighting it
By sighting for a moment
It is somewhat snow again
By sighting for a moment
By singing out again
To what it says
Sighting and snowing again
It is somewhat somewhat snow again
Do not continue to do so.
Do not do it again.

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Hey ratbreath, this is my beanbag!
What happened to sharing?
You didn't share your rat!
There wasn't enough for two.

5 comments:

  1. 1.) Cats are such adorable little murderers.
    2.) I am maybe getting a little worried about you, sir.
    3.) Today I discovered, purely by accident, that Rule 34 has a "cthulhu mythos" porntag. So. Don't read the comments, whatever you do.
    4.) Link extremely NSFW/L!

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  2. I am maybe getting a little worried about you, sir.

    Oh dear. What am I doing that is so ominous? Did you get access to my latest psychiatric profile? I bet it was BBBB who leaked it to you. Or the leprechauns.

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  3. I'd be worried about you sharing your home with such a formidable predator... though she does look uncharacteristically sweet while she's asleep.

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  4. Not to quibble, but "It is somewhat snow again" is pure Gertrude Stein. Beautiful, too.

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