Saturday, May 26, 2018

Goofle Translate is fat-shaming Estonian birds


For shame:


Fatty fat
The fat hog (Parus major) is a type of bird species of the Tigers family. He is one of the most common and famous birds in Estonia, and one of the most extensively studied birds in the world. In addition, he is our greatest winterman. Male fatty females are dominated by females. [2]
The fatty fat is Estonia in 2016. Bird of the Year. [3]

Systematics [ edit | change source ]
About 30 subspecies of fatty plants are divided into groups of major, minor and cinereus. [4] The subgroup of the major sub-species of the group is yellow, the cinereus and subgroups of minor subtypes are whitish.

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Fatty fat is widely distributed in Eurasia from the British Isles to the island of Japan and Sunda. Central Asia places a fatty tart in Turkey that is very close to it. In Estonia, a fat bird is a large bird, its abundance is estimated at 300,000 to 400,000 pairs, and the number is from 0.6 to 1.6 million in winter[5].

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The fatty nest is nesting in all kinds of cavities and nesting grounds. The mother bird is building a nest in a cavity, consisting of moss, dry grass and leaves. Inside lining uses hair, crutch, plant wool and feathers. Kurna 3-13 eggs are found from the beginning of May until the second half of July. The eggs are white and spun with diffuse rust-glasses. We eat lard from one to two times a year. [6] Fat burner is in place. Parents use nesting pigs more often than women to stay overnight. [2]

Country Animals in Animalia
Tribe Chordata Chordata
Class Birds in Aves
society Colorful Passeriformes
The family Paridae Singles
The family Tired Parus
Species Fatty fat

This is not what I expected from a search for "Great Tit".

Scrabble: Not just a Board-game!


It's like an old "Two Ronnies" joke that got separated from its punchline.
I guess it's no worse than having garden gnomes.

House built on sand


Bunker struck amidships in the last torpedo salvo
Taking on sand and sinking fast
This is last transmission
God save the King

Thursday, May 24, 2018

This town is so cultured...

Even the tagging is in classical Greek.



Just steer clear of the Maenad crew on a Friday night after they have been touring the booze-barns, unless you want to be on the blunt end of a thyrsos, is all I'm saying.

Next there will be "Titans rule, Olympians drool" graffiti popping up, and shit will get real.

With hardened smiles and evil signs

According to the sticker, what I believed to be a clothes drier is actually an appliance intended for burning books.

I have no idea why the Frau Doktorin reacted so badly.