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Showing posts with label Not poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not poetry. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Clarence St and Butt St

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Disappointed by the absence of a nearby Malmsey Road.
Saturday, April 29, 2017

Go home, Google Translate. You are drunk

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This is why Finland can't have nice things: ☊ Yeah! Shub-Niggurath! Come on! Shub-Niggurath! Come on! Shub-Niggurath! YEARS! Shub-Nig...
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Monday, November 23, 2015

How do you say "spam" in Lorem Ipsum?

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This is a real arrival in the Riddled mailbox. Full marks to the Biovision Marketing Department! ------------------------- Original Messa...
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Friday, February 7, 2014

Skull-blogging: "Death by Dreaming" edition

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Jon Ewbank Manchip White is noted for being named after a mechanical carpet sweeper , and for writing a damned fine fantasy novel of the p...
Tuesday, October 18, 2011

People who should not stow thrones

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One of the untold stories of Modernist literature was the film-script collaboration between Beckett, Borges and Flann O'Brien. The only ...
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Monday, October 3, 2011

Relevant to my interests.

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In the ideal world, a journal with a name like Vox Sanguinis would ccupy its pages with Magritte paintings and fin-du-cycle symbolist / dec...
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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Chapter Six

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Haven't written anything for the Doktorling for a while but here's an episode from a few years ago. “You can’t bring that into my pu...
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Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Crossmass from Mrs Cat

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One of her ex's visited this morning and left in a cloud of ginger fur. Merry Christmas my arse!
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Thursday, December 23, 2010

The following Sloka, which, as you have not heard, I will now proceed to relate

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Melting landscape karst limestone Red dust trousers once were clean Potholes felt in every bone Hairpin bends have turned me green Counting ...
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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Shooting shark

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There was going to be a joke here about Skynet and cloud-computing going awry, but then I thought, why spoil a perfectly good display of sha...
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Rural Idyll, or Farm of Fear????

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Rare Tiger Rabbit seen in Upper Aramoho. Wanganui farmer Jess Michaelson has sent in this amazing photo of the fabled Wanganui Tiger R...
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Rolling an idea onto the park and seeing who tries to bend it

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"So" said Smut "our last production of The Mikado, was bit flat". He read the review " This production is to a pan...
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Birds Nest Boys

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Smut said: "the Comments aren't working". I said "Good, I am sick of penis jokes." Smut said, "You had better...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Chapter Fifteen

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Blake sipped his beer suspiciously. He had no memory of ordering it or idea of why he had done so. Beer is unknown in the Petropolis reality...
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Monday, June 14, 2010

NZ features in song by overseas person!!!

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I know who I'll be seeing in New Zealand If I ever return and I want to I know who I'll be seeing in New Zealand If I ever get back ...
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Friday, June 11, 2010

Chapter Nine

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The good thing about writing for one's daughter is that she doesn't mind the reuse of very old jokes. Unless Terry Pratchett has us...
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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Chapter Fourteen (a)

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Out of breath from climbing the stairs, Coleridge gazed longingly at the armchairs in Porlock’s lounge. They radiated a sense of comfort and...
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Chapter Five

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Alone at the bar, Ed N’Bro was musing over the final spaces in his crossword. The current message written on his chest claimed that “My othe...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Chapter Twelve

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Blake found himself in some sort of stadium, halfway along a ramp, walking down past endless rows of empty seats. “Where am I” was one of th...
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Monday, April 12, 2010

Renovations are hell.

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We are, like, so fed up. The ladder goes off into another dimension, there's a big melancholy sign on the sun, the cow has Rhindepest an...
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