Monday, November 23, 2009

Did the Earth move for you?

And space and time?? Large Hadron Collider getting it on
I can't help but think that a little olive oil would help with the smashing and the pulping. Maybe even some salted pineapple?

21 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

It was on the verge of its first proton collisions in September 2008 when a faulty electrical connection triggered an explosion of helium

Boy, you gotta go out of your way to get that to happen.

Another Kiwi said...

History backs you up there, Subby. Helium is getting more radical these days.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'd like to hear about the history of this salted pineapple.
~

Smut Clyde said...

That would require the Explaining Voice, and then Jennifer would ban us again.

Another Kiwi said...

Oh lord, another year in the wasteland. I hate it when the crows eat my liver.

merc said...

Helium pineapple cocktails...you speak like a sweet jockey and fall like a burst balloon.
wv; zingsan, a faster Master.

Another Kiwi said...

LOL plus you explode a bit.

merc said...

You get to meet the Great Exploding Helium Pineapple Head, and wisdom is imparted to where yo head once was...it's mysterious pineapple juju.
wv; canto, why of course.

Smut Clyde said...

Great Exploding Helium Pineapple Head
"Zardoz" is shorter.

merc said...

Nooooo the name that cannot be spoken ahhhhhhh.
wv;swoof, yes, self explanatory and the million in one word.

Jennifer said...

Great Exploding Helium Pineapple Head
"Zardoz" is shorter.


LOL

"Zardoz" is shorter, but I fear a reviewing of the movie will be painfully long...

Jennifer said...

The Explaining Voice is only annoying when nothing needed to be explained.

Or when ears start bleeding...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...I am wondering if Jennifer said that in the xplaining Voicez?

Smut Clyde said...

Blogger HTML options do not seem to include the Xplaining Voice tag.

merc said...

the Xplaining Voice tag is self explanatory.

irdis; a faltering put down.

fish said...

Blogger HTML options do not seem to include the Xplaining Voice tag.

The programmer couldn't stand listening to it. So he banned it. Damned thing kept wanting to talk about salt. Or pineapples. Or exploding helium.

fish said...

when a faulty electrical connection triggered an explosion of helium

Anyone else get a sense that the scientists were just screwing with the press on this one?

Alternatively, they were looking for a convenient excuse as to why their helium reserves were empty that had nothing to do with Mickey Mouse Karaoke Night.

mikey said...

Ho Hum.

They act as though getting the Hadrons to collide is some sort of big deal or something.

My Hadrons are HUGE. They clang together at the most inappropriate of times!

Smut Clyde said...

Has no-one told you about the testicular kush?

Smut Clyde said...

a little olive oil would help with the smashing and the pulping

I am worried about the possibility for the release of energy on a catastrophic scale should the pesto combine with antipesto. That would be bad.

merc said...

Live a little Smut.

insly; hehhhehee