Monday, November 9, 2009

Steven Tyler quits Aerosmith

A black day in entertainment history. The 61 year old will now retire to a life of lawn bowls and jig saw puzzles in a nice retirement home somewhere.

Oh No He's Not!!!
Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler made a surprise appearance at a New York concert on Tuesday night to reassure fans and deny reports that he was quitting his band.The 61-year-old took the stage at a concert by his bandmate Joe Perry and performed a twist on Aerosmith's classic "Walk This Way."
"I just want New York to know I'm not leaving Aerosmith and Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I... am a rainbow!" he shouted to the thrilled audience.

Ok, a rainbow.
Time for a nap Mr.Tyler, next to Mr. Prelutsky for tonight.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Joe Perry and Keith Richards will continue their duel beyond the grave.

Another Kiwi said...

From the look of Keef, he might be beyond the grave already, Thunder.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Imagine my surprise that Aerosmith wasn't broken up already.

We can hope Joe Perry tries to keep the band going by recruiting Sammy Hagar for vocals.

M. Bouffant said...

White Yankees (Aerosmiff, etc.) imitating white Brits (R. Stones & al.) who were imitating African-Americans who weren't kidding around (The Wolf, Muddy, yada): One of the 10 worst things ever.

But none of these bastards will stop, except Wyman, maybe. Tyler should get back into drugs if that's what it takes to keep him away from our ears & grand-daughters.

Jennifer said...

Joe Perry and Keith Richards will continue their duel beyond the grave.


And I second the Zombie... Aerosmith wasn't broken up??

fish said...

I am pretty sure that Aerosmith with someone other than Tyler as front man will be a smashing success.

Another Kiwi said...

They could become a Rawk and Roll version of the Four tops and continue goin' around even though none of them have ever met the originals.

fish said...

but I... am a rainbow!

Drugs were definitely not involved in his disappearance nor in the fact that Tyler can now taste the color blue and hear shiny.

Substance McGravitas said...

Keep flying that rainbow flag.