Friday, November 27, 2009

Stripper needed


After the debacle at my last birthday party, the agency is demanding twice the usual fee, money up-front.

The cutlery is sliding off the table at the left because it was hard to paint a flat table-top before the invention of perspective.

26 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

Is there a title to this, or are we to guess?

Mine is: "I hope someone has cash for the pizza"

ckc (not kc) said...

(sorry, I didn't realize [foreboding] that my curiosity was going to lead to this [forbidding])

Smut Clyde said...

Here in the Southern Hemisphere, the entertainment at a risqué party typically involves a naked lady jumping onto a tabletop covered with pieces of cake, and assembling them igloo-like into a large birthday cake surrounding herself.

merc said...

That'll learn ya for having a birthday in the Devil's month.

achajout, Katchagoogoo attitude?

mikey said...

Apparently, I do not have permission to view the pictured stripper.

It does not, however, identify the party denying me said permissions. Is it the stripper? Seems unlikely, as it is her very job to allow all conceivable viewers to peruse her bits.

The stripper's employer? Possible, but unlikely given the lack of a request for a credit card number.

The website? The bloggers themselves? Some third party with an interest in preventing me from becoming aroused?

Could it be that fucker Michael Stipe again?

It is, as they say so often in the series of tubes, or for that matter at a barbeque at Ronnie James Dio's house, it is a mystery...

ckc (not kc) said...

Here in the Northern Hemisphere, I'm seeing

"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /B/botticelli/botticelli28.JPG on this server.

Apache/2.0.46 (Red Hat) Server at www.abcgallery.com Port 80"

(Verification word "allogip", presumably a foreigner with a limp)

ckc (not kc) said...

While the southern hemisphere catches some zzzz's, the northern can see the stripper at:

http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Alessandro_Botticelli/pine_forest.jpeg

Another Kiwi said...

I like the dude at the front telling everyone . "Yes there is a person on horseback carrying a sword and two dogs are trying to eat the naked lady but it is my turn at Charades, dammit"

merc said...

There's a veangeful tree stump God poised to fall on his charade making head.
hylsoca, antinomy for- I'll never soca.

Smut Clyde said...

Ficqsed, I think.

ckc (not kc) said...

Now that the visuals are back, I can't help but note the ...cretaceous... nature of the flora. Perspective is clearly not the only thing yet to come.

Substance McGravitas said...

I hardly think you needed the horse and sword while the hounds were doing their work. Perhaps you could have called in an air-strike as well.

merc said...

Don't, like me, concentrate on all the hands, just don't.

cosserds, pedantic nerdy Cossacks.

M. Bouffant said...

Ah, sliding cutlery. Perhaps lack of perspective explains Pastor Swank, then:

Priscilla just about slid all the knives from her own cabinet onto the fighting field.

Spotted at World O' Crap.

Smut Clyde said...

Don't, like me, concentrate on all the hands, just don't.

They translate from NZ Sign Language as "Another round of banana dacquaries, barman."

merc said...

Signalling for more dog delivered stripper thigh?

desse, to be.

Another Kiwi said...

I can't help but note the ...cretaceous... nature of the flora.
Yep, monkey puzzle trees all right

tigris said...

You should consider ordering the nekkid lady on the half-shell this year.

Smut Clyde said...

In the end I asked for the naked lady by Cranach, but they ignored the order because they thought I was throwing up.

ckc (not kc) said...

...they ignored the order because they thought I was throwing up..

...you must frequent more sophisticated establishments than I

Jennifer said...

I like the dude at the front telling everyone . "Yes there is a person on horseback carrying a sword and two dogs are trying to eat the naked lady but it is my turn at Charades, dammit"

LOL!!

Don't fuck with the party games!

merc said...

Yep that singular comment gets my vote for interdoink comment of the year realting to high art.

lograsto, my blog rapper name.

merc said...

...realting...is ma new word for selling a true ting.

belysin, we should, always.

fish said...

I was told there would be laser tag.

Another Kiwi said...

And sammidges, good ones.

Smut Clyde said...

Don't, like me, concentrate on all the hands, just don't.

That brings to mind Roland Penrose's contribution for the 1940 "United Artists" exhibition in which he SHUT UP SMUT