Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Biometric identity checks -- A waste of time

Blogs are apparently a forum for self-expression, a place where bloggers can reveal something about their tastes or opinions or their appearance. OK, now you know what my hands look like.

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

But your left foot remains a mystery!
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fish said...

You really should get those skin spots checked out.

Jennifer said...

I was thinking the same thing... and possibly his gender...

Ned B said...

Very youthful. And stainless steel is the perfect accessory.

mikey said...

Hmm, interesting. From what I can see, they appear to support a bayonet-type universal attachment. One can only assume that you could have mounting points installed anywhere you wanted, and just clip on a hand when it would be, well, handy.

Top of your head. Coming out your ass. INSIDE YOUR PANTS!!

You could be a weird, plastic, animatronic version of that Indian goddess with all the arms, except creepier and more flatulent...

merc said...

Is that stigmata?

scomp, too easy.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I like being able to secure them with a bike lock.

Another Kiwi said...

Did you buy them from a shop which specialises in selling articles that have been owned by other people who no longer need them?

Smut Clyde said...

they appear to support a bayonet-type universal attachment

The idea is to link them with a chain and use them as nunchucks. Then anyone who questions the masculinity of my hands will get SUCH A SLAPPING.

merc said...

There's no sex in your violence,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE7SgQHlGCE

halitya, sad joy.

Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, maybe you CAN pick your nose. I await further posts.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Did you buy them from a shop which specialises in selling articles that have been owned by other people who no longer need them

I think he got them from a hyperintelligent extraterrestrial fungus.

Make the trip to Yuggoth in your brain cylinder yet, Smut?

Smut Clyde said...

You'll get my cold dead hands when you take them from my cold dead hands.

Jennifer said...

Then anyone who questions the masculinity of my hands will get SUCH A SLAPPING.

:)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

lady fingers.

or, as they would say at Bad Places on The Intranet: Scuze mah finGAHS!