Friday, December 4, 2009

It's like so kewl

It seems that an invasion has occurred in NZ and not a good one.Tyra is HERE!!
However, managers deployed a scarved "decoy" of Tyra Banks, the presenter, to knock the waiting media pack off her scent.

Hah! would NZ journos be thrown off the scent by a fake Tyra, Hah11!
Interesting concept to have a fake host of such a fake show, it'll be like a 'spear carrier on a spear carrier' thing.

11 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

You'd think the tiny people with invisibility rings would be an advantage.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The fake Tyra was really an orchid species that is pollinated by paparazzi.

Smut Clyde said...

I would use the Googles to find out about this Tyra Banks of whom you speak, but apparently it is biassed and the search results have all been rigged.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

You must have had the "safe search" feature on... things haven't been the same for Ms. Banks since she was involved in that monster orgy.

Smut Clyde said...

Cookie Monster does not need more sugar.

fish said...

He was checking her cookies.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Monster Orgy?

Why the hell wasn't I invited?

Smut Clyde said...

Even monsters can get squicked out by that "detachable dick" business.

mikey said...

Umm, because it happened in Las Cruces New Mexico in 1977? Well before the intert00bz had taught us about zombies.

But is was AWESOME!! It went on for a week and a half, and girls kept showing up after they heard about it, and we never ran out of mescaline and I'm gonna take the position that never before or since was so much wacky fun had in a single wide trailer!!!!

Smut Clyde said...
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Smut Clyde said...

it'll be like a 'spear carrier on a spear carrier' thing.

Like a spurious Warhol painting, then.