Sunday, December 13, 2009

There are not enough Big Bags of Dicks on the Intermesh


I have no idea which tag belongs with this. "Needs Slapping" didn't quite seem right.

33 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

tag: "Misunderstanding at the florist"

capcha "sphorki" works too

Smut Clyde said...

"Marine Worm of the Week" is a possibility.

Substance McGravitas said...

Where's that from, anyway?

Smut Clyde said...

An illustration for Pierre_Louÿs' Trois Filles de Leur Mére by an unidentified artist.

Another Kiwi said...

Where's that from, anyway?
It has a striking resemblance to desk decorations at my old secondary school.

ckc (not kc) said...

...alternate tag:

"on the way I lost it"

J— said...

A-tisket, a-tasket
A dick-filled yellow basket

mikey said...

I'm quite concerned, as those dicks appear to have once been members of members of my family.

At least that's the conclusion that must be drawn by the fact that they appear to ooze urine...

ckc (not kc) said...

...the carnation is very attractive, though

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They appear to be escaping.

Pining for fjords, perhaps?
~

Smut Clyde said...

They appear to be escaping.
Someone's going to have a shock when the cat catches it, plays with it for a while, then leaves it on the bed.

Another Kiwi said...

It is certainly an unusual gift. I have only seen blue baskets at the Gift Penis Shop

mikey said...

Someone's going to have a shock when the cat catches it, plays with it for a while, then leaves it on the bed.

Nonsense. I do this virtually every day and nobody says boo...

Capcha is feeling pangr

fish said...

Someone's going to have a shock when the cat catches it, plays with it for a while, then leaves it on the bed.

I've tried that excuse. Didn't work.

fish said...

Pickdick basket?

Substance McGravitas said...

It'll buy a few minutes of safety from the Big Bad Wolf.

Jennifer said...

The gift basket that keeps on giving???

A basket for a deflowered girl??

Jennifer said...

... A big dick in the basket is worth two in the bush???

No... wait...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

they seem to be melting. Probably didn't pack them in IceNutz.

Also known as Blue Balls.

Smut Clyde said...

Jennifer is banned for lowering the tone.
I thought Word Verification was supposed to keep out the filthbots.

Another Kiwi said...

Uh, yeah, lowering the tone and not in a good way. Bread and water for Jennifer all right.

tigris said...

Jennifer lowered the tone? At least her picture is not OOZING.

Jennifer said...

Jennifer is banned for lowering the tone.

LOL!!!

Smut Clyde said...

her picture is not OOZING
It is their only form of defense.

Another Kiwi said...

Oozing is the last defense of a scoundrel, Sir!

Jennifer said...

Jennifer is banned for lowering the tone.

Also... and early Christmas present.

Jennifer said...

an...

Grrrrr.

Smut Clyde said...

Speaking as a scoundrel, I can say that AK is wrong. My last defense is usually to try and blame it on the cat.
Evidently it doesn't work for fish either.

fish said...

lowering the tone

There is a little blue pill for that.

tigris said...

If your tone is raised for more than 4 hours...

mikey said...

I should think that the best approach to lowering the tone would be to use one of those great big organs...

Another Kiwi said...

I don't think it would be a giant oozing organ either, that would be too awful

Smut Clyde said...

There's a concept for a horror movie: the baroque organ of Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela is possessed by demonic spirits. Ectoplasm oozing from the pipes. Subsonic notes that loosen the bowels of any priest brave enough to attempt an exorcism.