Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Gary Coleman nude?

Apologies to all mankind for this stomach yuck. My home state is hosting the "theatrical" debut of this work of "cinema".

The main reason for posting this is to share the following important "breaking news"...

In response to the controversy surrounding Gary Colemans' unhappiness with
a scene in the film "Midgets vs. Mascots", the producers of the film have issued
the following statement:

"With regards to Gary Colemans' displeasure with a scene in the film in
which he briefly shows full frontal nudity, the producers of the film have
multiple contracts - signed by Gary - which give the producers full rights and
permissions to shoot any and all footage, including nudity, during the making of
the film. Therefore, we have no plans to remove that scene from the film. We met
with Gary this morning and he is aware of our decision."

I'm sorry.


mikey said...


Is he, you know, er proportional?

My neighbor wants to know...

Another Kiwi said...

This doesn't actually allay my fears over this whole affair, which has been causing me sleepless nights. That an artist of the stature of Gary Coleman should be harassed in this manner underlines the moral decay that the Kenyan usurper has wrought.
I am at my wit end.

fish said...

So he is trying to preserve his dignity? He is starring in a movie called Midgets v. Mascots.

Do barn door and horse sayings have any residual meaning at all?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

the sound you hear is Riddled being removed from blogrolls.

I mean, spiders, OK. goatse, you can get away with.

But this is just beyond the pale. errr, so to speak.

Brett said...

Hey, I said I was sorry.

Another Kiwi said...

Note to Messrs. Mcgravitas and Clyde:
NO animations needed!!! of Nudey Gary Coleman

Smut Clyde said...