The Cthulhu cultists will not be well-pleased with us.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
I don't know where he found it
But the Frau Doktorin's cat just dragged in a tentacle. It was 6 inches long, covered in suckers, and well past its use-by date if the smell was any guide.
The Cthulhu cultists will not be well-pleased with us.
The Cthulhu cultists will not be well-pleased with us.
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Finally, a definitive answer to the problem Poison posed over 20 years ago. Tonight I will sleep soundly.
No picture???
If it's too late, how about a drawing of the object? Or even a woodcut?
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The greatest concern at this point is that it was up until recently attached to the neighbor's pet.
Depending on the number of original equipment tentacles sported by said pet, the owner may notice and be pissed, or may never know.
Or, it could just grow back...
If cats have learned to swim at this point, I am not safe.
Helping fish.
Needs marinara sauce.
I guess the most important missing data point is how far from the ocean do you live?
Did the tentacle look a little like this?
The cat could get down to Island Bay in about 5-10 minutes if he caught the bus. Certainly if he were in the habit of commuting, that would explain what happens to my beer money. But there was no evidence that the tentacle was freshly caught. Indeed, the opposite seems likely.
Your cat is hopping on the furry/tentacle porn mashup trend.
I dare not put "Rule 34" to the test by googling that, once seen, some things cannot be unseen.
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