Saturday, January 2, 2010

Loss of sponsors and budget cuts

Image and video hosting by TinyPicdid not perturb the New Zealand cricketers, for it is not who wins or loses, or who has the best uniform, but how you play the game.
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27 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hey, teh d00d is skinny.
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Smut Clyde said...

Good moustache, however.
I have provided some drag-&-drop sp1d3rs to keep him warm.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm not convinced yet that all those creatures are spiders.
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mikey said...

Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.

And just because those thangs chow down on a number or equation or al gore ithm or something, dood, that totally DON'T make 'em spiders.

Roger that?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.

He is a batsman!

WV- kuplente *tee hee hee*

Another Kiwi said...

He is a batsman
Some aspects of his technique argue against that position.

Another Kiwi said...

Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.

Er, that's not a bat he's carrying, Mikey

Smut Clyde said...

I'm not convinced yet that all those creatures are spiders.

Some of them are admittedly not clear on the normal spider architecture. They could be beetles with an extra pair of fake legs attached in order to infiltrate the arachnid conspiracy.

Smut Clyde said...

I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.
It's not the size, it's how you handle it on the crease.

mikey said...

CRAP!

Doods not even wearing SHOES.

I'm pretty sure he's just the neighborhood prevert looking for some kind of cricket justification because nobody understands the fucking game and creeps like this dood totally get it.

Heeeyyy.

Hang on. I'm starting to understand this whole cricket thang...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They could be beetles with an extra pair of fake legs attached in order to infiltrate the arachnid conspiracy.

Fiendishly clever!
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Of course, this is the style of play that leads to a sticky wicket.

Smut Clyde said...

Some aspects of his technique argue against that position.

OK, I have animated the dude's bowling technique so you can criticise that as well.
No images are available for his performance in silly mid off.

Another Kiwi said...

bowling technique so you can criticise that as well.
His wrist is only at half-cock, it should be fully cocked.

Smut Clyde said...

"Maiden over" jokes are too obvious.

Another Kiwi said...

Also, Riddled is a blog of taste and refinement. ZRM said so

M. Bouffant said...

One of those is a tick!

mikey said...

Nah, Bouffant. I think that's just an artifact of Bimmler's animation technique...

Substance McGravitas said...

Those spiders are RUBBING THEMSELVES.

CRUMBSE!

Smut Clyde said...

One of those is a tick!
Is it nigh-invulnerable?
In fact I believe it to be a domesticated arachnid, belonging to an old woman without surviving family.
It is the widow's mite.

Mentis Fugit said...

Is its brain is its Achilles' Heel, Smut?

Also, NO BOX? THE FOOL!

Another Kiwi said...

See the vicious cycle here?
No sponsors=less gear.
Less Gear=less places for sponsors logos.
About all this dude has left as an option are nipple clamp manufacturers.

Mentis Fugit said...

You know, the character of this blog would be radically altered if the spiders started on the pictures and could be dragged away.

I'm just not sure what that character would be, or signify.

Smut Clyde said...

See the vicious cycle here?
Somewhere on YouTuba there is no doubt a clip of the Three Stooges taking turns to belabour one another with a bicycle, If you looped it, it would be The Endless Cycle of Violence.
SPOON!

Smut Clyde said...

started on the pictures and could be dragged away.
A spider strip-tease, eh? We get all the perverts. If I get around to a drag-away strip-tease post, it will be based on anatomical diagrams.

Mentis Fugit said...
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Mentis Fugit said...

You're entering a bit of a Gray area there, Smut.

Pee Dot Ess: Anatomical striptease (~2:50)