I'm not convinced yet that all those creatures are spiders.
Some of them are admittedly not clear on the normal spider architecture. They could be beetles with an extra pair of fake legs attached in order to infiltrate the arachnid conspiracy.
I'm pretty sure he's just the neighborhood prevert looking for some kind of cricket justification because nobody understands the fucking game and creeps like this dood totally get it.
Heeeyyy.
Hang on. I'm starting to understand this whole cricket thang...
One of those is a tick! Is it nigh-invulnerable? In fact I believe it to be a domesticated arachnid, belonging to an old woman without surviving family. It is the widow's mite.
See the vicious cycle here? No sponsors=less gear. Less Gear=less places for sponsors logos. About all this dude has left as an option are nipple clamp manufacturers.
See the vicious cycle here? Somewhere on YouTuba there is no doubt a clip of the Three Stooges taking turns to belabour one another with a bicycle, If you looped it, it would be The Endless Cycle of Violence. SPOON!
started on the pictures and could be dragged away. A spider strip-tease, eh? We get all the perverts. If I get around to a drag-away strip-tease post, it will be based on anatomical diagrams.
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Hey, teh d00d is skinny.
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Good moustache, however.
I have provided some drag-&-drop sp1d3rs to keep him warm.
I'm not convinced yet that all those creatures are spiders.
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Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.
And just because those thangs chow down on a number or equation or al gore ithm or something, dood, that totally DON'T make 'em spiders.
Roger that?
Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.
He is a batsman!
WV- kuplente *tee hee hee*
He is a batsman
Some aspects of his technique argue against that position.
Damn, I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.
Er, that's not a bat he's carrying, Mikey
I'm not convinced yet that all those creatures are spiders.
Some of them are admittedly not clear on the normal spider architecture. They could be beetles with an extra pair of fake legs attached in order to infiltrate the arachnid conspiracy.
I always heard sportsmen had big wangs.
It's not the size, it's how you handle it on the crease.
CRAP!
Doods not even wearing SHOES.
I'm pretty sure he's just the neighborhood prevert looking for some kind of cricket justification because nobody understands the fucking game and creeps like this dood totally get it.
Heeeyyy.
Hang on. I'm starting to understand this whole cricket thang...
They could be beetles with an extra pair of fake legs attached in order to infiltrate the arachnid conspiracy.
Fiendishly clever!
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Of course, this is the style of play that leads to a sticky wicket.
Some aspects of his technique argue against that position.
OK, I have animated the dude's bowling technique so you can criticise that as well.
No images are available for his performance in silly mid off.
bowling technique so you can criticise that as well.
His wrist is only at half-cock, it should be fully cocked.
"Maiden over" jokes are too obvious.
Also, Riddled is a blog of taste and refinement. ZRM said so
One of those is a tick!
Nah, Bouffant. I think that's just an artifact of Bimmler's animation technique...
Those spiders are RUBBING THEMSELVES.
CRUMBSE!
One of those is a tick!
Is it nigh-invulnerable?
In fact I believe it to be a domesticated arachnid, belonging to an old woman without surviving family.
It is the widow's mite.
Is its brain is its Achilles' Heel, Smut?
Also, NO BOX? THE FOOL!
See the vicious cycle here?
No sponsors=less gear.
Less Gear=less places for sponsors logos.
About all this dude has left as an option are nipple clamp manufacturers.
You know, the character of this blog would be radically altered if the spiders started on the pictures and could be dragged away.
I'm just not sure what that character would be, or signify.
See the vicious cycle here?
Somewhere on YouTuba there is no doubt a clip of the Three Stooges taking turns to belabour one another with a bicycle, If you looped it, it would be The Endless Cycle of Violence.
SPOON!
started on the pictures and could be dragged away.
A spider strip-tease, eh? We get all the perverts. If I get around to a drag-away strip-tease post, it will be based on anatomical diagrams.
You're entering a bit of a Gray area there, Smut.
Pee Dot Ess: Anatomical striptease (~2:50)
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