Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Never again!


I knew, and I said at the time, that an aquatic and God-kite flying, 'Riddled' Christmas Party would turn out badly.
The hire boat lady is very cross, what with being shot at by devils on sea horses, and we may not get our bond back.

17 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Were there Vikings involved?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Other than all that, it was an awesome party!
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Looks like a roving party, that just pillaged the nearby windmill for alcohol and snacks.

I am concerned about the architectural model though. Not only is it out of scale, but it is poorly composed. It also seems to be too large to hurl properly.

In all, I believe you may need an RiddledOmbud to deal with the increase in these kinds of problematic posts.

mikey said...

You'll notice god is trying to tell her to turn around, as the wind is taking her quickly back toward the wreckage of the pillaged windmill.

But she's ignoring god, so he gave the creatures on the swimming livestock extra arrows.

And some health points. Also...

fish said...

Makes the rousing game of Pictionary we had at my last party seem a tad ordinary now.

Another Kiwi said...

Yeah, strip Pictionary is kind of low impact. We had Naked Cricket and I think that may be where some of the trouble began.

tigris said...

Do your crickets usually wear clothes?

mikey said...

They like peasant blouses and sarongs, but they find that trousers interfere with their chirping, resulting in inaccurate temperature calculations...

Substance McGravitas said...

Don't invite Der Tod. He's a bringdown.

Another Kiwi said...

Naked crickets, in the case of meat crickets, do not have BBQ sauce on them.
Naked dessert crickets do not have chocolate sauce and/or sprinkles on them.
Purists decry the lack of seasoning but a "Back to Basics" movement is gaining momentum, in these hard economic times.

tigris said...

Don't invite Der Tod. He's a bringdown.

I've also heard he's ein Dandy.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The hire boat lady has an enticingly large forehead!

Don't invite Der Tod. He's a bringdown.

Der Buzz Tod!

Substance McGravitas said...

And DON'T INVITE BUZZ if you're inviting Der Tod.

Another Kiwi said...

Don't fear der Tod!!

Another Kiwi said...

Mr Tod is actually a very sharp gentleman, indeed.
People who forget their Beatrix Potter are doomed to repeat it.

mikey said...

Shu Bertcha...

Smut Clyde said...

I've also heard he's ein Dandy.

Typical. I go away for a few days and suddenly everyone has an Einstuerzende Neubauten reference.