Monday, January 18, 2010

Like the word FECK through a stick of Brighton Rock

Now that these GE gene-branded pigs are turning up in the shops, naturally I wondered whether the brand runs all the way through the carcass.

Turns out that it does.

Some people find that this puts them off their breakfast.

Maryrose Crook images hoicked from the Brook Gifford gallery.


Jennifer said...

I think that ham is related to my Cutie Pie.

Substance McGravitas said...

Y'know, it's just not sexy when you're fucking the pig and you look at her body and there's some kinda art there that has nothing to do with anything.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I believe G.E. owes me something like $800 per month until I die, assuming I ever reach the age of retirement.

I haven't seen a piece of mail from them in years, maybe I better check the fine print.

mikey said...

Now that is one fine looking pig.

Hey, you have any idea how hard it is to find righteous Tasso?


M. Bouffant said...

I avoid being put off my breakfast by only having brunch.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Who knew that Barack Hussein Obama's New World Order would lead to Illuminati ham?

guitarist manqué said...

I know how hard it is to find righteous tasso. It's a ten hour drive to Houma from here but in the time a round trip would take it's really easy to make tasso at home if you have salt, a fridge, some cajun spices and know someone that cuts up hogs. Really there's nothing easier in the charcuterie dept. (insert coonass joke here)

Smut Clyde said...

righteous Tasso
How did we get onto the subject of Italian Renaissance poets?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

(insert coonass joke here)

Well, one day Boudreaux was visiting Thibideaux...

WV-baccoans... another branded pork product

guitarist manqué said...

They're trying to brand Ossabaw hog because of their acorn diet. Just like old Europe! How do you say 'appellation controlée' in South Carolinian?

My favorite coonass joke is that rarest thing among ethnic jokes, reversible.

What do you call someone that lives on the other side of the Sabine?

An asshole.

Works in East TX & LA too, also.