Hee hee, one of the joys of the seaside is that the house we stay in has cable TV. People can watch Beck live, with the mute on and make up things he might say. The daughter and I have almost made ourselves sick with laughter.
But this morning I watched with the sound on and, well, admit defeat. He's way better than me. Apparently you all have stand up for honor, truth, honesty and all those other things that the Founding fathers wanted in the great democracy etc. etc. So he means that only white folks who own property, are of good character and have a wanger, can vote? Daughter summed it up: "Only people like me should be able to vote".
Also, is there a Glenn Beck farting video on Youtube??? Enquiring minds wish to know.
Monday, January 25, 2010
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But this morning I watched with the sound on and, well, admit defeat. He's way better than me.
In other words, you bumped up against a more broadly defined Poe's Law.
Also, is there a Glenn Beck farting video on Youtube???
Ooo, that'd be pretty easy...
Hmm, farting videos exist, but this person's assembled an interactive farting apparatus.
Hee hee, one of the joys of the seaside is that the house we stay in has cable TV.
Don't know why you'd want to go visit the shore when it's the middle of winter, and all that.
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Everything's backwards there, so DUH. OF COURSE you go to the seaside in the middle of winter.
So they boil water by freezing it?
You're making even less sense than usual, Mr. S_McG. If that is your real name.
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Also, is there a Glenn Beck farting video on Youtube???
Is there a non-farting video of Glenn Beck?
Also, is there a Glenn Beck farting video on Youtube???
Is there a non-farting video of Glenn Beck?
who can tell the difference?
Kiwi. Mi Amigo. Try to concentrate here. Stay with me, ok? We're going all conceptual and shit.
Dood. You're at the seaside. At least thirty thousand kilometers from Glenn Beck, tea parties and Scott Brown's dick.
Turn off the tv. Unplug the cable. Go out and show the daughter how to glue broken glass to her kite string. Make salutes (potassium perchlorate and fine mesh aluminum powder, harmless fun). Shoot vermin with small caliber rimfire rifles.
Drag a bunch of wood together (no, this is NOT a cialis ad) and make a bonfire. Get some long sticks and some bits of preserved meat and some unleavened bread (hey, fuck, whadda I know, it just works better) and some sausage and if long sticks are a problem coat hangers from the beachfront cabin will work, and make a feast. Drink beer and throw frisbees.
Go into town (beachside towns kick ASS) and make fun of the sunburned tourists. Shoot pool and drink gin in the MORNING. Take a notebook and a pen out to the dunes and just let the salt and sun drive the madness out, at least for a minute.
I promise you, my friend, no matter what, Glenn will be waiting for you when you get back...
Shoot pool and drink gin in the MORNING.
what, this isn't standard behavior down under?
Sea, Sun, Sand AND TENTACLES
fizzbin for great justice and Hentai. And Kitties.
And drama hamsters.
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Shoot pool and drink gin in the MORNING.
I call this "Sunday."
Make salutes (potassium perchlorate and fine mesh aluminum powder, harmless fun). Shoot vermin with small caliber rimfire rifles.
Shoot pool and drink gin in the MORNING.
It may be that AK wants a break from his usual routine.
It amazes one to realize the extent to which this silly country is susceptible to such blatant propaganda as spewed forth on a Daily basis by FOX Noise.
These are the days of America’s ultimate doom. When a clueless thought Nazi like Glenn Beck is able to hijack America political conversation, it only proves beyond a wisp of a doubt that America has swallowed the fatal capsule of its own demise.
Seriously, did you ever, in your weirdest, stupidest fantasies think your country would fall as low as it has? It kinda makes you wonder.
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Thanks to Mikey for good advice.
Hols Lols over now.
Maaaan it was good
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