Saturday, February 6, 2010

Heh Heh, that's close enough, lads.

Westham United performance art continues. In the latest episode of "A Team on the Edge of Relegation" They lose to Burnley, a team they quite recently beat. Now during the famous Beach Holiday I saw the Hammers play twice. Both times, as a piece of theatre, it had it all: Farce, Slapstick and Farce but beyond the artistic imperative I think that we must look at the fact of being in the Premier League wiv fancy grounds and nice things as opposed to being in lower leagues, riding a bicycle, playing on former bomb sites  and having boiled onions for dinner.
So yes we've got the point about man's essentially futile striving for Football excellence or skill or being able to kick a fucking ball!! But I think we could perhaps try to get more goals than the opposition in the future.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

At least they're named after a pork product.

Can you imagine being thrown to the wolves?

mikey said...

So oddly enough, thunder, I actually clicked over to see what you had there. And for the first minute, I was thinking, 'hey, know what? This sounds like it might be pretty good.'

Then the vocals kicked in.

Har har har.

I didn't know Rivers Cuomo ever did metal. What a wimpy voice. Sounds like a kid whose DAD sings in a metal band.

Couldn't he at least TRY to sound like the cookie monster?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

To be perfectly Frank,

My original thought for a link was a painting of a couple throwing their baby off the back of a sleigh to the pursuing wolves.

But I couldn't find it!

Another Kiwi said...

Very droll gentlemen. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, OR NUTHIN'!!