EVER DREAM THESE BUTTOCKS?
every night throughout the world hundreds of people dream about these buttocksHistory
In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the buttocks of a man that have been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never seen the buttocks in her life.That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist's desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes those buttocks and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen those buttocks in his waking life.
The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the buttocks as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to them as TEH BUTTOCKS.
From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen these buttocks in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc.
21 comments:
In the first place, one should not have a tattoo of a lobster for one's tramp stamp, & one certainly shouldn't have it done by a tat "artist" too messed up to center it or focus it.
WV: nalgi. Missed it by one vowel.
Huh, those aren't the buttocks in my dreams... can there be multiple dream buttocks?
bum Bum BUUUM!
Y'know, I once dated a waitress who could carry a shot in her cleavage (and never spill a drop!), but I'd REALLY like to meet someone who can balance a handgun on their butt-cheek.
In addition to the immense buttocks-balancing skills this would demonstrate, it by definition says something intriguing about the buttocks in question...
Those buttocks are getting in the way of my dream.
I am disappointed. I thought this post was about dreamy buttocks.
TEH BUTTOCKS are a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Those byootocks are reminding me of thundra's glowy orbs...
O ghostly glowing buns
from some far off planet
near another sun.
With glimmery shadows, I'm possessed
by greenish hue, I'm perplexed.
Is this some baleful animus
a haunting gluteus maximus.
Disclaimer: I don't know who greenish Hugh is.
That poem is crying out for a moon reference.
Is this some baleful animus
I think you misspelled anus.
fish gets all hi-brow as usual
Huh, those aren't the buttocks in my dreams... can there be multiple dream buttocks?
You can always re-watch the men's cross country skiing.
Today's sprints were, in fact, yummylicious.
Also, the above buttocks are NOTHING like the taut, spandex-clad United Nations of Nates as seen earlier. That looks more like the bag of cats.
fish gets all hi-brow as usual
You know, pollution and invasive species are threatening the native fish in Lake Michigan, which I have viewed as a bad thing.
I am re-thinking this position.
NEVER MIND THE BUTTOCKS!
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You know, pollution and invasive species are threatening the native fish in Lake Michigan, which I have viewed as a bad thing.
Well, there's always lampricide!
I might have expected tigris to use a gnarly dialect word like "nates". I bet she also says 'oxter' instead of 'armpit'.
It's a cautionary dream and I've had it several times. I think it's telling me that if I stare into the buttocks long enough the buttocks will fire a couple of rounds into my junk.
So, the Avatar Porn makes it to Riddled.
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