Tuesday, March 23, 2010

By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine

So you download a recipe from the Intertuba, and you find the unusual ingredients and culinary equipment. Then you slave away for hours, following every instruction to the letter, warming the cockatrice tofu so it doesn't run along the knife, and are the dinner guests impressed?

Are they bogroll.
Also, quantities. Whoever promised "Feeds five people with postlapsarian stomachs" evidently has no idea how much tucker Another Kiwi can put away.

22 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Make mine with extra phlogiston!

Quintessentially good!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

As far as I'm concerned, you could title every post with BOC lyrics. It invites zombie visits.

hmmm. BOC had several songs about the undead, but zombies? I must research further....

Another Kiwi said...

Nice bit of eating on a Komodo dragon

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

obviously, Kiwis don't have postlapsarian stomachs.

durr.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

postlapsarian boys
are swimming for me now
save me from the
flightless creatures

Smut Clyde said...

We're all out of phlogiston since the piss-up last Friday night. You know how it is after people start sniffing the Luminiferous Æther -- things get messy. How about with extra Calor instead?

Smut Clyde said...

save me from the
flightless creatures


St Michael kills the last Moa.

tigris said...

Smut, is that yourself? Hotcha, and FAB skirt and calf-boot combo.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yea, now I'm listening to BOC all day and it is ENTIRELY SMUT'S FAULT.

Smut Clyde said...

Smut, is that yourself?
It's the result... of countless hours at the gym... on the elliptical trainer...

It invites zombie visits.
That's why we never raise the subject of skulls or branes.

Substance McGravitas said...

I find that cooking NEAR THE CASTLE is advisable as you don't want to run out of gazelle tentacle and have to walk all the way back.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's why we never raise the subject of skulls or branes.

So, here's the explanation of the cancellation of Thursday's skull blogging?

I HAZ A SAD!!

mikey said...

Not sure we aren't seeing culinary disaster in the making here. There is some reason to believe the lizard might turn out to be flame-resistant, and that little oversight,forgetting to kill and gut the scaly beast from hell might have far-reaching consequences as the Lizard chomps down on one tine of the serving fork and begins to move from the grille past the oven and on to the Salamander.

At the same time we're confronted with a first - order dietary debacle as this meal, while very high in protein and vitamin Venom, lacks both healthy whole grain carbohydrates and leafy green vegetables.

But you do have to hand it to these tv chefs - they got GREAT hair...

mikey said...

BOC. Hmm. BOC. Band name.

Blue Oyster Cult?

Other than the good Herr Doktor, are any of you old enough to remember them? To this day I have Shooting Shark on regular rotation. That may be the most elegantly constructed rock n roll song this side of Bohemian Rhapsody...

merc said...

Don't fear the reaper, now with more cowbell...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

wv; duper; not what you think, it is a duper word verification doppelganger thingy.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Other than the good Herr Doktor, are any of you old enough to remember them?

I'm pretty old. O.K. maybe the pretty is out teh window.

But yeah, I remember Blue Oyster Cult, and the *H.S.* Senior Lounge, for that matter.
~

mikey said...

Didn't mean a dis.

Just thought we were the old farts.

If it turns out that you guys are old farts too, hey, that's a win!

Substance McGravitas said...

I had Agents of Fortune - possibly before 1980 - don't remember it at all except for the obvious.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

dude. mikey. brother.

I SAW the cult with UFO at Alpine valley. I saw the Blue Fog tour. (BOC/ Foghat) I saw them at their low point, On Tour Forever, playing at a 300 person club in Milwaukee.

Shooting Shark, sublime. Also, Perfect Water. even new stuff; Harvest Moon and Pocket.

BOC frickin RESONATES with the undead, you know? Old fart, maybe. But even the Minutemen and Metallica check the Cult, so the cred is there.

merc said...

BOC, Borg Of Command's new Cult single...Key Sells Sanctuary.

mikey said...

Damn.

Who knew?

Rock on, doods...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

moar BOC weirdness at my joint, you either know the URL or you don't I can't be arsed to link I am too drunk.