Are they bogroll.
Also, quantities. Whoever promised "Feeds five people with postlapsarian stomachs" evidently has no idea how much tucker Another Kiwi can put away.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
By salamander, drake, and the power that was undine
So you download a recipe from the Intertuba, and you find the unusual ingredients and culinary equipment. Then you slave away for hours, following every instruction to the letter, warming the cockatrice tofu so it doesn't run along the knife, and are the dinner guests impressed?
Are they bogroll.
Also, quantities. Whoever promised "Feeds five people with postlapsarian stomachs" evidently has no idea how much tucker Another Kiwi can put away.
Are they bogroll.
Also, quantities. Whoever promised "Feeds five people with postlapsarian stomachs" evidently has no idea how much tucker Another Kiwi can put away.
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Make mine with extra phlogiston!
Quintessentially good!
As far as I'm concerned, you could title every post with BOC lyrics. It invites zombie visits.
hmmm. BOC had several songs about the undead, but zombies? I must research further....
Nice bit of eating on a Komodo dragon
obviously, Kiwis don't have postlapsarian stomachs.
durr.
postlapsarian boys
are swimming for me now
save me from the
flightless creatures
We're all out of phlogiston since the piss-up last Friday night. You know how it is after people start sniffing the Luminiferous Æther -- things get messy. How about with extra Calor instead?
save me from the
flightless creatures
St Michael kills the last Moa.
Smut, is that yourself? Hotcha, and FAB skirt and calf-boot combo.
yea, now I'm listening to BOC all day and it is ENTIRELY SMUT'S FAULT.
Smut, is that yourself?
It's the result... of countless hours at the gym... on the elliptical trainer...
It invites zombie visits.
That's why we never raise the subject of skulls or branes.
I find that cooking NEAR THE CASTLE is advisable as you don't want to run out of gazelle tentacle and have to walk all the way back.
That's why we never raise the subject of skulls or branes.
So, here's the explanation of the cancellation of Thursday's skull blogging?
I HAZ A SAD!!
Not sure we aren't seeing culinary disaster in the making here. There is some reason to believe the lizard might turn out to be flame-resistant, and that little oversight,forgetting to kill and gut the scaly beast from hell might have far-reaching consequences as the Lizard chomps down on one tine of the serving fork and begins to move from the grille past the oven and on to the Salamander.
At the same time we're confronted with a first - order dietary debacle as this meal, while very high in protein and vitamin Venom, lacks both healthy whole grain carbohydrates and leafy green vegetables.
But you do have to hand it to these tv chefs - they got GREAT hair...
BOC. Hmm. BOC. Band name.
Blue Oyster Cult?
Other than the good Herr Doktor, are any of you old enough to remember them? To this day I have Shooting Shark on regular rotation. That may be the most elegantly constructed rock n roll song this side of Bohemian Rhapsody...
Don't fear the reaper, now with more cowbell...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM
wv; duper; not what you think, it is a duper word verification doppelganger thingy.
Other than the good Herr Doktor, are any of you old enough to remember them?
I'm pretty old. O.K. maybe the pretty is out teh window.
But yeah, I remember Blue Oyster Cult, and the *H.S.* Senior Lounge, for that matter.
~
Didn't mean a dis.
Just thought we were the old farts.
If it turns out that you guys are old farts too, hey, that's a win!
I had Agents of Fortune - possibly before 1980 - don't remember it at all except for the obvious.
dude. mikey. brother.
I SAW the cult with UFO at Alpine valley. I saw the Blue Fog tour. (BOC/ Foghat) I saw them at their low point, On Tour Forever, playing at a 300 person club in Milwaukee.
Shooting Shark, sublime. Also, Perfect Water. even new stuff; Harvest Moon and Pocket.
BOC frickin RESONATES with the undead, you know? Old fart, maybe. But even the Minutemen and Metallica check the Cult, so the cred is there.
BOC, Borg Of Command's new Cult single...Key Sells Sanctuary.
Damn.
Who knew?
Rock on, doods...
moar BOC weirdness at my joint, you either know the URL or you don't I can't be arsed to link I am too drunk.
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