Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Fifty-one decapitated skeletons...

...found in a burial pit in Dorset.
Project manager David Score said: "To find out that the young men executed were Vikings is a thrilling development.
We are saddened but also impressed by his ability to bear a grudge for an entire millennium.

9 comments:

merc said...

Feelings - he haz them?

culati, secret squirrel pants.

Substance McGravitas said...

BONER.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

David can't wait to score a copy of the historical reenactment.
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mikey said...

Geez, seems to me the Brett Favre hating has gotten just a little out of hand...

Another Kiwi said...

It had been a long night and Thorvalsson was tired. "I may be getting old" he thought," in the winer of my 36th year, but after 24 hours of nude jello wrestling, I begin to get tired".
"Harraldsson" he called "What next?"
"It's a new quiz game" my liege replied Haraldsson "Ask a question, if you get it wrong, you lose your head."
"Sounds interesting" said Thorvalsson "Not really a repeat game, though is it?"
Harraldsson looked puzzled "My liege?' he said.
"If we all lose then we'll all be dead" explained Thorvalsson.
"Dead?" said Harraldsson " Oh yes, we'll all be dead. That's the fun of it. In Valhalla, ha ha"
I think I'll sit this one out" said Thorvalsson "someone has to tidy up "

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

They were just a bunch of wacky youths running around blood-eagling... is that so wrong?

J— said...

To find out that the young men executed were Vikings is a thrilling development.

"And to be able to stick my trowel through the ribs of so many is the highlight of my career," he added.

merc said...

Rib sticker and grave desecration, hahaha, excellent.

Smut Clyde said...

"Fifty-one decapitated skeletons" would make a really good cryptic crossword clue.