Thursday, March 18, 2010

Job for you

This is lifted Holus Bolus from the very wonderful Bad Science Blog produced by Ben Goldacre.
I don't have psionic hardware experience but I reckon some regular readers might, ZRM and Thunder to name just two. Note that there is no unit of currency given for the salary since earth papers haven't got a quatloo symbol.

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I have sigh-on-it-software, and spill-wine-on-it hardware.

I started reading the listing and guessed that pay would be about $5.00 per hour (and no benefits) after I got through the academic requirements.

P.S. My first job after collage? $5.25 per hour, no benefits, working for IDES (Institute for Demographic and Economic Studies, New Haven). AND GLAD TO HAVE GOTTEN IT!

P.P.S. Orbs!

(Apparently, it's easier to get into teh grate Gazoogles image listings with Zorbs rather than toughing it out with the paranormal.)
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Smut Clyde said...

The orbs are scaring me.

J— said...

I see the application deadline has passed, but that should prove no obstacle to the right candidate with the right skills.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Results 1 - 10 of about 90,300 for the sinister barrier.

Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for the sinister barrister.

(Somewhat surprised, I am. On the other hand: Results 1 - 10 of about 156,000 for the sinister lawyer.)
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Substance McGravitas said...

Awfully rude to be interrupting molecular radiations.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

While I don't have experience with psionic hardware, I do occasionally show flashes of "wild talents"- in fact, I can almost invariable cause wads of cash to spontaneously combust while I am in a gin mill.

Another Kiwi said...

Forteans of the world unite!!
Actually the ad mentions "field patterning instruments". Tractor beams?

Smut Clyde said...

"field patterning instruments"
For creating CROP CIRCLES.

fish said...

I am adept at radioaesthetics insofar as I know that most radio is crap.

Jennifer said...

Apparently Snag is out.

mikey said...

The quantum singular program related activities are in Novato, and to the North, East and South.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

20 K Quatloos! OMFG! It's like this ad was designed with me in mind too! My thesis was on ultimatonic field patterning!

Wait..A personal vegetarian minimum health standard is required.
Fuck, I my vegetarian minimum health standard is totally impersonal. Oh well, perhaps my knowledge of exploratory map sensing can be used elsewhere.

Substance McGravitas said...

Language Lab likes it.

ckc (not kc) said...

...well, I definitely have a flexible attitude with regards to working hours, so that's a plus. (This does mean I work when I want to, doesn't it?)

Another Kiwi said...

My first job after collage
If we could be spared Thunder's collages that would be nice.