The idea is for it to tell you at a glance the Seriousness level of the blog you're visiting, on the following scale:A Absolute Gravity –I hope it's working soon because I'm tired of standing on my head.
B Against Absolute Gravity –
C Partial Gravity –
D Comparative Gravity –
E Horizontal, Or Good Sence –
F Wit –
G Comparative Levity, Or Coxcomb –
H Partial Levity, Or Pert Fool
I Absolute Levity, Or Stark Fool.
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Furthermore also, alos.
But I'm guessing we all knew where we stand, when it comes to the Sadly,No!ahsphere and the 3Bulls!iverse.
On our heads!
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As long as the man on the left, identifiable as the fellah who done stole George Washington's hat (does he simply not realize that "Big George" is, well, BIG, and an enthusiastic consumer of ale? I'd say he's fixin to get his ass whupped!) continues to hoist ye olde magicke hatboxe, the area underneath it will continue to be immune to the effects of gravity, all the dark matter in the universe will be confined to that house out back, and all the clouds will look like stylized cats.
Now, if you'll turn your attention to Woodcut 'B', I'll show you what happens when he lets go of the rope...
Ahem, Mr pigeon holer, I do not see my very own special designation, half-wit, represented.
I trust this will be remedied.
Yours in the expectation of Annunciation
Another Kiwi.
There's actually a butt-size measuring device for gravitass but the machinery involved starts smoking and sparking when I near it.
Sorry, AK, you will have to obtain your own nuns.
"Get thee to a nunnery!", S.C. exclaimed to A.K.
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I look forward to widespread blog adoption of the Smut Kiwi Seriousness Scale.
ABSOLUTE ZERO
"Get thee to a nunnery!"
ITTDGY is being nuncupatory.
How much blacker can you get? Nun more!
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