I was not convinced when Another Kiwi came up with the concept of the USB-compatible pine-cone. "Where is the user going to find a USB port in the middle of the forest?" I wondered. "Think of the potential for misuse!"I feel vindicated now.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Not sure what the beaver is feeling
I was not convinced when Another Kiwi came up with the concept of the USB-compatible pine-cone. "Where is the user going to find a USB port in the middle of the forest?" I wondered. "Think of the potential for misuse!"I feel vindicated now.
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It takes a special talent to be able to sodomize a beaver.
I killed a badger once, in righteous armed defense of my salami.
But I am in solidarity with the Beavers.
Especially Wynona...
in righteous armed defense of my salami.
No details. Please.
While the attempt at maintaining the Beaver's anonymity is a worthy one, the mask doesn't quite go far enough
It's all very well naming your pet beaver "Castor", but when you wander round the neighbourhood in the evening calling out for its brother Pollux, people give you funny looks.
Early evolutionary steps in the creation of the Na'vi resulted in many unproductive offshoots.
It takes a special talent to be able to sodomize a beaver.
My CV. Let me show you it.
I have never before seen a beaver with a tail made of bricks.
Not even Wynonna.
I've never seen a beaver with a tail made of bricks
I've never seen a porcupine with quills replaced by sticks
I've never seen a camel with a silly putty hump
But I saw a rat with metal paws down at the city dump
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