Sunday, March 21, 2010

Not sure what the beaver is feeling

I was not convinced when Another Kiwi came up with the concept of the USB-compatible pine-cone. "Where is the user going to find a USB port in the middle of the forest?" I wondered. "Think of the potential for misuse!"

I feel vindicated now.

9 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

It takes a special talent to be able to sodomize a beaver.

mikey said...

I killed a badger once, in righteous armed defense of my salami.

But I am in solidarity with the Beavers.

Especially Wynona...

Smut Clyde said...

in righteous armed defense of my salami.

No details. Please.

Another Kiwi said...

While the attempt at maintaining the Beaver's anonymity is a worthy one, the mask doesn't quite go far enough

Smut Clyde said...

It's all very well naming your pet beaver "Castor", but when you wander round the neighbourhood in the evening calling out for its brother Pollux, people give you funny looks.

fish said...

Early evolutionary steps in the creation of the Na'vi resulted in many unproductive offshoots.

Smut Clyde said...

It takes a special talent to be able to sodomize a beaver.

My CV. Let me show you it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have never before seen a beaver with a tail made of bricks.

Not even Wynonna.

mikey said...

I've never seen a beaver with a tail made of bricks
I've never seen a porcupine with quills replaced by sticks
I've never seen a camel with a silly putty hump
But I saw a rat with metal paws down at the city dump