Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bring your pets to work day

Smut brought his  Ostrich thing so I brought Mr Snuffles and Widdlebum, me little dogs, to work. Their butler came too as WTF do I know about feeding Miniature Bull Mastiffs? The man at the shop said that's what they are. The Riddled offices aren't quite as grand as the photo makes out as there is only one chimney and a flashing neon sign for "Madame La Roxies Goodtime Saloon" Also the lawns need mowing and it's not my job (just saying).
Anyways we had a salted pineapple tasting and the dogs sort of wandered off and the Ostrich thing chased people. I think they looked at it wrong, it's never bitten Smut. Also it doesn't like loud noises - and breathing.
I thought that the pineapples tasted a bit too fruity, as well.
Then the fecking fountain got clogged up with something and the dogs butler went all sobbing and flappy hands
It has been a tiresome day.

9 comments:

fish said...

Charles and the Salted Pinapple Factory. Roald Dahl's aborted first draft.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Very nice.

A fountain outside of the workplace, just the way it ought to be.
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tigris said...

Don't let anyone tell you you don't have the legs for tights. Those stems are a national treasure.

mikey said...

Is it just me, or is kneeling dood passing hat boy a joint?

Smut Clyde said...

Mikey rolls spliffs that look like that? Dude. That would be worse than a Camberwell Carrot.

merc said...

Ruler based spliff, the worst kind, made to measure, sure to pleasure and yet, and yet no measure doth one gainsay...

spoliz, drunken expletive for the arrival of cops.

Another Kiwi said...

No one has commented on the ornamental pineapples around the fountains. Philistines!!1`

merc said...

...the Kommittee told me re the pineapples..oh nevermind.

hesesh, I'm bored with this now.

Smut Clyde said...

I think they looked at it wrong, it's never bitten Smut. Also it doesn't like loud noises - and breathing.

I should point out at this juncture that anyone who starts prating about "pets resembling their owners" really deserves TO BE PECKED.