Monday, April 26, 2010

Haven't even mentioned the "degenerate perturbation analysis"

If the commentariat at Sadly,No! is to be believed -- and I am not entirely certain that they are representative -- then particle physics is Teh Hawt, while lattice gauge theory is practically pornographic.

I feel it is time to own up to a sordid episode from my past.
I was young and I needed the money.

16 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

A zero order Hamiltonian? Unkind people might make jokes about the denizens of City of the Future, Hamilton near Auckland. But not me, oh no, not me.

gregor samsa said...

Everbody knows that it's the "tron". Simultaneously retro and futuristic.

Word verification: comerot

Substance McGravitas said...

I only get out of bed for a 2⁸=256 dimensional problem.

tigris said...

Intermediate coupling does sound pretty physical.

mikey said...

Is "Plaquette" what they call their zipper in France?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lost BOC album cover.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I love the typewriter style font you used on that report. Very realistic.

Smut Clyde said...

Not my report! Must credit Neville Churcher Ph.D., whose dissertation it is.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

PLAGIARISM!!!

Another Kiwi said...

What!!/?? how dare you ZRM!!11
Oh wait you didn't say Pragerism. Lucky this time Mr. Undead

Smut Clyde said...

If Mr Zombie is casting aspergers and implying that I have the Plague, this is so untrue. It's just a carbuncle.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Everyone knows the rules for casting asparagus.

Except the undead, of course.
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mikey said...

I was trying to find some vegetables to star in a movie, but I gotta be honest, Asparagus is not cast in stone. I wanted to learn to flyfish, but unfortunately I had a broken arm, and when they told me to cast my line, well, dammit. That rod cost me a hundred and thirty bux. Let he who is without flies in his eyes cast the first stoned director of casting as soon as that nasty break is set...

Smut Clyde said...

casting asparagus

I should have known that the world of competitive vegetable growing would have its own subculture of groupies.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That rod cost me a hundred and thirty bux.

Could be worse, you could be wasting your money on golf equipment.

(Not that I do, I dragged me clubs from the 80s to Vegas. Didn't score anywhere close to the 80s, however.)
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mikey said...

At least in fishing we get to KILL something...