Monday, April 12, 2010

Why Italians will not rule the universe

Hadron colliders (large and small ) are not alchemy. Alchemy is an altogether higher scientific field and must not be confused with the whizz-bang studies. Also building ones collider on a slope like this is madness. All the Hadrons will collect at the lowest point and stop colliding.
And look there is a hole in the wall.
No wonder they lost Abyssinia!

8 comments:

merc said...

When everything collects at the bottom we distill the quintessence, make quintuplets and form the quarternity, silly.

loninstr, Ronin's solo bar.

Another Kiwi said...

Yeah but Hadrons are not colliding

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

they just need a bit of perspective.

merc said...

/Yoda voice/ it is in their colliding not that useful they are, hmmphhh

mikey said...

I fear the worst, sir.

It seems the Hadrons are organizing. Yes, that's right, the International Brotherhood of Particles Comprised of Quarks. In their very first collective bargaining agreement, Item one is NO MORE COLLIDING!! They seem to be quite peevish about that, sir...

Another Kiwi said...

Peevish collisions! Excellent, that's just what we want.

Smut Clyde said...

Quarks could not organise their way out of a bag.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I always thought it was because of all that vino.