Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Janitor of Lunacy

We have received a number of complaints about Mr O'Blate's behaviour and we may soon be advertising for a new janitor for the Riddled office. He does not seem to be the right kind of person to leave in charge of our Van der Graaf generators. I would like to emphasise that I was down at the pub during not available to contribute to his job interview.

Let us know if he starts going on again about "feeling the strong planetary vibrations of Uranus".

11 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

I'm begging you, don't get me started!!

Another Kiwi said...

Blimey I thought you and Brett had hired him! Ah he's not the sort of guy who will take kindly to being asked to leave so it could be a job for The Stationery Officer.

Smut Clyde said...

M. Bouffant's 'weblog' includes the tags "Un-Earthly Activities, Vile Smut". He knows too much.

merc said...

He?

lacigast, awful milk.

mikey said...

Mr. O'Blate's greatest problem at this point seems to be an orderly, indeed disciplined infestation of leeches, all working together in fine, close order drill...

Smut Clyde said...

I am worried about the mess if he knocks over that stack of pancakes.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

what the hell? Don't we get enough colored-book blogging from that Substance fellow?

Substance McGravitas said...

BOUFFANT WILL KICK URAS, ZOMBIE.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm sure he will.

Trying to stave off the zombie-ass-kicking by adding The Bouff to the bloggerooll.

If he teams up with Mandos I am toast.

M. Bouffant said...

BOUFFANT WILL KICK URAS, ZOMBIE.

Say, what is this? "Let's you & him fight?"

Do not make me pull out the colored-in book weapon of total gravity annihilation that is in secret locations on the web & the hard drive, itching to be used.

merc said...

Don't make ma use tha Fierce Eye!

gloresse, real choice bro.