Friday, May 21, 2010

Synthetic cells escape!!!

Following hard upon the heels of the news of the creation of synthetic cells comes dramatic footage of their escape. The cells are considered dangerously colourful and should only be approached by people wearing sunglasses. It is believed that the blue cell has entered the Miss USA Beauty pageant while the mainly yellow cell has joined a band called The Residents.

9 comments:

J— said...

I thought they were color-coded lampreys. Good to know their Real Origin.

J— said...

If I were King of the London organizing committee, I would have had the committee agree to go the simple route and pick an animal typical of the London region. The street urchin, for example.

Mendacious D said...

The blue one could never enter the pageant. It's foreign.

But they still don't have anything on the acid trip that was the 2010 mascots intro video.

Mendacious D said...

The street urchin, for example.

Or the elusive rarebit.

Smut Clyde said...

See what happens when you meddle with the very code of life.

B^4 said...

It is believed that the blue cell has entered the Miss USA Beauty pageant

So, it's a mind-bogglingly sekkseh sharia-bikini model?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Residents, you say?
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mikey said...

It's the hands.

Their little claw-hands frighten me...

Smut Clyde said...

You might very well worry about Skynet's attempt to soften public hostility towards T-1000 Terminators. I could not possibly comment.