Friday, May 28, 2010

Worst Advent calendar EVAH

No chocolates? Gone? Umm, I can only imagine that the skeleton stole them. Skeletons do that kind of thing.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Zombies, also.
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mikey said...

I have had it up to here with these goddam illegal skeletons. They come here and take the jobs of the meaty, their nasty little kids rattling around our schools, our health care services overwhelemed - well, ok, it's TRUE their x-ray costs are lower, but you know what I'm saying.

And here we have a typical suburban homeowner doing his typical suburban chores around his head quarters, and what did the bastard decide to do? That's right, he drove past Bone Depot and picked up one of those skeleton day workers. This is the kind of behavior that merely perpetuates the ongoing takeover of our country by those not even with the decency to cover their bones.

My friends, this will not stand..

Substance McGravitas said...

Apparently the workmen don't want to complete The Windmills of Your Mind.

Smut Clyde said...

Pat Robertson is speaking out at E, bu his only audience is the nude lady paddling in the public fountain.

Close scrutiny of the architectural blueprints reveals that when construction is finished, my mind will contain Semaphore towers rather than windmills.

fish said...

Advent calendar for zombies.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lots of zombie hatin going on here...

Substance McGravitas said...

Maybe when I get my brain back I'll feel more charitable.

fish said...

Mine was a completely non-judgmental comment.

Another Kiwi said...

The readers of Riddled have an entirely non-judgmental view of teh undead and only call it like they sees it.
If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to hide

mikey said...

Hence the lack of skin on the working class...