tigris has joined the posting team and will be buying down at the Old Entomologist this everning.
Mines a half pint of Port and Lemon.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
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I have turned the nudie calendars in the tea-room round to face the wall, and will start wearing pants more often.
Damn, you're absorbing the entire world, you Riddled colossus!
Prediction: In 23 days: Riddled will surpass Pablo Picasso's gravitational force.
44 days after that: the HuffPo will be assimilated.
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Oh dear, I misread and ordered enough tea and crumhorns for everyone here at the Aged Etymologist.
Oh we have to wear pants, now! No one told me that!
Plus, also, crumhorn? Some sort of cross between a crumpet and a shoehorn.
An ideal world would also contain Bannisterhorns, but they do not seem to exist in this one. Reality, BE MORE FUNNY.
Oh we have to wear pants, now!
"Properly" is an important word here.
Bannister horns are only in a miniverses, buddy.
The grunting will continue, being a central part of my Male-beast cultural identity. This is not open to negotiation.
It's all about context, my dear Smutmeister. Grunting while wearing trousers - amusingly eccentric. Grunting while not wearing trousers - either a disturbing cry for help or the cause of unwanted law enforcement intervention...
Good news, and congratulations to tigris, if that is indeed your real name. I would've given the job to tigrismus, but who am I to grunt against the wind.
An ideal world would also contain Bannisterhorns,
Would they blow a funny sound when you are unceremoniously halted from your slide down the banister with a Newel post in the crotch (Newels in the jewels)?
Just wondering when the blessed event might take place. Is our Tigris distracted by the World Cup? I notice that NZ has Slovakia tomorrow Aye Emm. Of course, it's already tomorrow there, so it's really a matter of just getting them to call their friends in Africa and asking what happened.
So post something already....
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