I've heard complaints that I'm not pulling my own weight, but dammit they totally stuck a rock on the scale when I wasn't looking. So, without further ado, I bring you Naked Man Blogging, inaugural edition.
This hunk of well-muscled manhood is thought to be either Zeus or Poseidon, depending on whether the now-empty right hand held a lightning bolt or a trident. Those are not love handles, that is all muscle, and check out that butt! Alas for zombies, brains are encased in probably a good inch of solid bronze.
If they don't lock me in the cellar again and throw away the keys and if I can muster up the energy necessary to overcome inertia I will try to post a naked man for you at least hemidemisemiannually.
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Let's see if I can class this up a bit, I have never done this here draggy stuff:
Now slightly less .5-buttocked.
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"Naked Man Blogging"
Ahh, increase the Goggle hits, eh?
I've heard complaints that I'm not pulling my own weight,
Not true! We just get tired of the incessant twin studies and drug-inspired animations, not to mention the pornographic woodcuts.
I will try to post a naked man for you at least hemidemisemiannually.
Hmpf. Still not my thing.
New Riddled competition!
Send tigris your photoshopped reconstruction of what nakedman was originally holding!
If this were a certain Substantial blog, the image would be followed by a dubious selection of drag-&-droppable enhancements, but tigris is too classy for that.
Oh dear, this is actually a bronze of W.G.Grace showing his googly from one of Smut's naked cricketers movies.Safe for work version
Smut leaves them movies in everyones computers and tigris has inadvertently misread what it is about while trying to bring a bit of culture to Riddled. Laudable effort but the barmaids at The Old Entomologist don't like that sort of thing.
Actual safe for work version here
complaints that I'm not pulling my own weight
Careful. Next there will be a trial, held in the back room of some establishment of low repute, where you will be accused of being both a parasite & a moocher by members of the so-called productive class.
HA HA I have dragged-&-dropped some red morgellon-pointing arrows up from the previous post. Zeus now sports an impressive 7-inch thunderbolt.
I take it we've left the realm of serious pants?
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Thunder it's too early to be talking about leaving trousers. We are working on it and with the help of a stapling gun, feel that we will be successful but just now, no talk of leaving trousers, KTHNX
Well damnation, they drag but I forgot to make the backgrounds transparent on most of them. Back to the old GIMPing board.
Back to the old GIMPing board.
tigris reveals a disturbing kink.
At least she does not have her forefinger up a puppy's butt, unlike certain statues I could mention.
Oh look! Timmy Lincecum without trousers. And I think he's cut his hair...
Many of us would have thought Timmy had much bigger - er - feet...
Ha ha BOSTON. We will see tomorrow.
And w/in moments here on the Coast.
Few know that Poseidon missiles were so-named because the god's trident was radioactive.
Yeah, it's not a Trident, it's a MIRV'd spear!
They're glowing green because I filled the BR with fuchsia then mapped it to transparent, not realizing there's a lot of inherent fuchsia in the world.
Oh look!
*snerk*
I did not order pizza, and no I did not ask you to hold the sausage.
Zeuspizza image violates Photobucket's terms of service! No-one could have anticipated, etc.
oh for zeus' sake!
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