Monday, June 28, 2010

Reader request session

12 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Ooh, I like the swaying H group!

Blumë down!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

D will chomp ya and ya won't forgit it!
~

B^4 said...

I was thinking the same thing Thunder was!

NOM!

Smut Clyde said...

Ideally the two examples of D would be doing their thing out of phase. Oh well.

I wanted to do some sort of inchworm-in-place transformation (top half stretches while bottom half shrinks, then vice versa) but couldn't see any tools for that.

Jennifer said...

Can't get the phrase... for her pleasure... out of my mind...

Smut Clyde said...

That is covered by the "Helping Jennifer" tag.

mikey said...

Dear Mr. Clyde (if that is your real name):

Thank you for your submittal. And we are in agreement that there are certainly improvements possible in the realm of "coke spoon" technology, including both substance specific delivery devices (crank spoon, junk spoon, angel dust shovel, etc.) and more flexible methodologies for intranasal delivery of psychoactive inhalants (I do not believe I just pulled that sentence out of my ass, a virgin birth if you will of no particular consequence whatsoever. Let's continue).

AHEM.

Anyway, the devices pictured at 'H' have potential, without doubt, but as distributors we must be willing to ask the hard questions. And it seems unlikely that an articulated device would prove practical in use by an already intoxicated and somewhat belligerent consumer of substance, and I say that with all McGravitas.

I can only imagine my own reaction, when, having been awake for the better part of a fortnight, I set out to utilize this device, and due to it's untrustworthy maneuvering and lateral movement ended up with $25 worth of precious chemical deeply embedded in the carpet due to the animation of the device itself, and I can only tell you that I have grenades and very little to live for.

Thank you for your consideration.

Do carry on...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I hope D. Aristophanes compensates you for providing the Powerpoint fodder...

Smut Clyde said...

Ideally the two examples of D would be doing their thing out of phase. Oh well.

Revised.

fish said...

I feel dirty.

Another Kiwi said...

Maybe fish needs a sponge bath

Kathleen said...

I feel funny