Never go against a Pope in a game of Paper-Rock-Scissors."Scissors cut vellum illuminated manuscript."
"Ummm. How about best out of three, then?"
"That would be a heresy, Martin Luther. Make it best out of five. But the loser has to concede defeat on the question of the sale of indulgences."
I think those are radiators in the background.
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THAT POPE IS HUGE!!!
I'll say it again: perspective NEEDS to be left to professionals.
I think Luther pokes the Pope's single eye out and escapes under a sheep.
Pope McHuge would be prepared for such an obvious ploy.
Well, whatever he's doing, it's clear we caught the pope red handed!
We cant see all of Martin Lutjer's legs. Perhaps when he stands up he will be as tall as the pope. I think that he has been out distributing red herrings, Mikey.
Martin Lutjer is the uncompromising mid-field football player for Weder Bremen.
Martin Luther is who I meant
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Werder Bremen is what you meant.
Perhaps ol' Marty is saying "excuse me, your popiness, but I couldn't help noticing the fine brocade curtains are gone, replaced with some old dropcloths from maintenance. Would your popiciousness know anything about that?"
escapes under a sheep
New Zealand magistrates are increasingly impatient with that excuse.
"I was just riding the sheep to escape from the cave of Polyphemus."
"Wearing only gumboots??!"
Werd up MenD. Yo
Pope's in a hurry because he was interrupted while preparing for a game of lacrosse. Lacrosse racquets were a bit different in those days. His team (the Apostolic Nunciatures) and an invitation team from the Spanish Legation are waiting for him in the Sistine Chapel so they can kick off, or whatever it's called.
Lacrosse racquets were a bit different in those days.
Perhaps because they were SHEPHERD'S CROOKS.
Sir, comment on the sexual proclivities of shepherds if you must but they are not crooks!!Sir
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