Goes back to the old religious nutball settlers of Ammurrika. In the witch-hunt days (always a laugh a minute, these 'civilized' and 'forgiving' Christian Yahoos. Religion of Peace, yanno) the mania for torturing and killing cats, especially black ones, (as familiars of Satan, you see. Perfectly reasonable) reached such a fever pitch that even today, most black cats still have a patch of white on them somewhere.
I guess that wouldn't be true of NZ, as you have a different breed of nutter.
Is it any wonder that we've decided to kill everything in the Gulf with oil? SATAN IS EVERYWHERE!!
Black cats are supposed to be more docile than tabby / agouti markings, on account of the enzyme pathway that produces eumelanin also contributing to the balance of neurotransmitters in their little brains. I read this in Scientific American* many many years ago so it MUST BE TRUE.
Perhaps you should inform Mrs Cat.
* November 1977 if memory serves. Also some interesting stuff about the role of vikings in spreading white cats around Europe.
" Hello Mrs. Cat you're supposed to be calmer than a tabby" "Where's that freaking tabby, I'll have his freaking jugular onna plate!! "No you're supposed to be a calm cat" "I'd be freaking calm if people left me a-freaking-lone. What are you looking at?" "Bye!!!!!!!!"
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I had expected someone larger, also more bloodstained.
Playful? La chat looks positively... minatory.
As opposed to "minadoory" (describing the special quality of London Underground warning messages over the P.A. while you board the carriage).
Oooh, she's a fine one. Nice glossy coat, completely evil green eyes. Contacts?
Such a pretty kitty!
Reminds me of my dear departed friend Max.
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Also reminds me of our former owner, Corbu.
Not the old french architect.
Quick question: where does Mrs. Cat have a white fur patch?
As far as it is safe to search Mrs. Cat we have not seen any patches
I guess that may not surprise.
Goes back to the old religious nutball settlers of Ammurrika. In the witch-hunt days (always a laugh a minute, these 'civilized' and 'forgiving' Christian Yahoos. Religion of Peace, yanno) the mania for torturing and killing cats, especially black ones, (as familiars of Satan, you see. Perfectly reasonable) reached such a fever pitch that even today, most black cats still have a patch of white on them somewhere.
I guess that wouldn't be true of NZ, as you have a different breed of nutter.
Is it any wonder that we've decided to kill everything in the Gulf with oil? SATAN IS EVERYWHERE!!
No teasing the panther!
Black cats are supposed to be more docile than tabby / agouti markings, on account of the enzyme pathway that produces eumelanin also contributing to the balance of neurotransmitters in their little brains. I read this in Scientific American* many many years ago so it MUST BE TRUE.
Perhaps you should inform Mrs Cat.
* November 1977 if memory serves. Also some interesting stuff about the role of vikings in spreading white cats around Europe.
" Hello Mrs. Cat you're supposed to be calmer than a tabby"
"Where's that freaking tabby, I'll have his freaking jugular onna plate!!
"No you're supposed to be a calm cat"
"I'd be freaking calm if people left me a-freaking-lone. What are you looking at?"
"Bye!!!!!!!!"
Hellooooooo Mrs. Cat.
People are talking about you on the internets!
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