Saturday, June 26, 2010

Words you do not want to hear your loved one saying on the telephone when you walk into the kitchen

"That's not how they looked on the dissection table."

5 comments:

mikey said...

"He keeps saying the food tastes like poison"

Smut Clyde said...

Fortunately I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

fish said...

The pool was cold. IT WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

merc said...

I took him on a short drive to Woodhill.

borock, dull music.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"So, I drank two litres of yerba maté, and stabbed a gau-gotta go."