Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Zen

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

Unless the Buddha-nature is currently taking the form of a lion, in which case it's OK to nod politely at the Buddha and back carefully away.

Bonus Zen Cones here!

10 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

When you're moving, you should tie things to the truck with more care

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Let's see some Zen Conans.

Then we'll talk.
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Another Kiwi said...

Is that Merc's lion? He'll be cross if you let it get out, also the postal service don't like it.
Philosophically one has trouble with the Bicycle and the Tuba. Unless the connection is Fish. I dunno.

merc said...

I am the Lion, the Tuba and the Bicycle in the Way.
No one shall come unto the Fish except through me.

tolos, the fee for coming unto.

p.s. I am cross and I might do some wrath raining, I dunno, depends, you know. I am an ambivalent Daemon afterall.

Substance McGravitas said...

Bonus Zen Cones here!

If you turn the crank too far the tower and the road just look silly.

M. Bouffant said...

tolos, the fee for coming unto

No, this is TOLOS!!

fish said...

Zen Conan

fish said...

Unless the connection is Fish

I have no idea how to play a tuba. But I can tuna piano.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nice linkey, fishie.

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merc said...

Everything zen, I don't think so.

consarw, a committeee torture device.