Sunday, July 25, 2010

Being chased around By the neighbor's cat

-- Hi Tweedledum!
-- Oh hi Lion, Unicorn, White Knight.
-- Where's Tweedledee? I haven't seen him lately.
-- Didn't you hear, news-awareness-wise? He was disloyally slandering our Cheshire Cat overlords (All glory to the Ailuroclones!) Naturally they had to act, removal-of-bad-apple-wise. His trial is scheduled for tomorrow if you'd like to join the condemnation. The execution was yesterday.
-- Oh dear, how sad...
[ahem]
...I mean, how disappointing that a citizen was not grateful for the constant surveillance that the Cheshire Cats maintain to protect us from the Mirror-world terrorists. Of course there can be no sadness under their benevolent rule.
-- All glory to the Ailuroclones!
-- May we all become more like them every day!

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Using my advanced powers of ailuromancy, I predict you will have an unfortunate encounter with Mrs. Cat.
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J— said...

The Chesire Cat: more ceiling cat than the Ceiling Cat and way before its time.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Does A.K. have a problem with disappearing sox?
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mikey said...

Sadly, being entirely unfamiliar with the term or the concept "ailuromancy", mikey thought thunder was merely dismissing the entire topic with an oddly outdated yet somehow quaint homophobic outburst: "Ahh, you're all nancy"

Smut Clyde said...

Enough talk of ailuromance. We don't want to get the furries unnecessarily excited.

Smut Clyde said...

Using my advanced powers of badromancy, I predict lots of Lady Gaga dancing next time Jennifer gets her drink on.