I've done the Lambeth Walk
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have walked it all
But I ain't seen nothing like this
At any walking stall
Those competition striders
Sure do the Lambeth Walk.
Yes folks be the envy of the neighborhood with specially tailored legs for competition walking. We can remove those old so-called 'natural' legs and replace them with gleaming new pins that are precisely machined to perform the desired walk TO PROFESSIONAL STANDARDS.
Note the additional attachments available with the Lambeth walk model which enable the user to perform the Lambeth Uphill and Drunken Lambeth variants. This super flexible model comes complete with a reservoir of matured Donkey urine for spraying onto unsuspecting passers-by or noisy, small boys.
6 comments:
They need an additional setting for not being able to walk after pub closing hours as decreed by Our Sovereign Overlords.
ingsh, do you speak it mofo?
there's nothing as disappointing as immature donkey urine (correct me if I'm wrong...no, I mean it... correct me! (here, let me show you!))
Testing testing testing. is this thing on?
Turn the leg the other way, you're getting feetback.
There seems to be some comment-eating going on.
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