Friday, July 23, 2010

A mirror to society

Great excitement, this week, in the Riddled Patent Office as the Lewis brothers, Carl and Sinclair, filed their patent for the wearable full length mirror.
There's a few bugs in the system as can be seen in the photo as Carl's image is wearing a hat, carrying a wine decanter and pointing up while Carl is pointing down, carrying a cosh and is hatless.
SInclair explained that that was due to the apparatus not being a mirror in this dimension only, but also mirroring other dimensions. He further explained that any further questions should be addressed to the cosh.
Although it can be seen that the vouch safe is open under the desk, I did not avail myself of the chance to use it.
Strangely enough the 1920's dressed people in the corner of the photo were not in the room at the time of the photo and I can only assume that, like the radioactive monster striding around Wellington harbour, they came through the portal opened by the inter-dimensional mirror.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Joe Lewis is going to walk through that portal, and then you'll be sorry.

Yes, you will.

merc said...

It is because the cosh was added to.

wingsh, silent flying cosh additive.

Another Kiwi said...

If Joe Lewis from the Soke of Peterborough comes here, I am unafraid.

Smut Clyde said...

I am seriously concerned about the fastenings of these people's legs, which seem to bend in unusual places.
Are we sure that Carl is not really Elfie the two-legged horse?