Monday, July 12, 2010

World Cup Review and wraaaaaaaap

As the sun sets on another World cup, unencumbered by annoying poor people, it is time to summarize the results.
1. Spain won
2. Everyone else lost OH NO THEY DIDN'T!!
3. I have a new persistant ringing in my ears.
4. Best comedy team award goes to ...France!! The World Cup for Clowns is next year guys.
5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.
6. The half time entertainment in the final was watching the TVNZ people trying to find something to say about a first half that would suck the living soul from a Kraken.
7. How long before the USA has it's OWN World Cup and no one else can come.
8. Thank you South Africa, tourism may increase a bit. Stadiums, skateboarding ramps. Gnome Sayin'?
9.New Zealand was robbed
10. Another 4 years eh Ingerland? Oh wait... they'll be just as useless then, Hah hah.

14 comments:

Willy said...

The 'All Whites'? Sounds like a Tea Party paradise.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.

I thought it was more of a side kick.
~

fish said...

I don't care what that reporter says, the NZ football team CANNOT have my heart!

J— said...

5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.

Everything is kung fu. And there are no bad students, only bad teachers.

J— said...

unencumbered by annoying poor people

In Brazil they may have to speed up stadium construction, but they're ahead of schedule in poor people containment.

fish said...

the NZ football team CANNOT have my heart

related

Substance McGravitas said...

Also related.

Another Kiwi said...

A kick in the ribs
can be quite detrimental,
and finals are a fan's worst friend.
But cross kick or roundhouse
the pain is fundamental
And finals are a fan's worst friend.

Jennifer said...

AK- I hope you were in a pink strapless gown with soccer cleats when singing that.

J— said...

A man by the name of Van Bommel
The Spaniards he tended to pummel
With his field mate De Jong
Making tackles too strong
But in the end they were left feeling dummel

fish said...

I would have hoped for a gratuitous reference to Hummels.

J— said...

A man by the name of Van Bommel
Whose style is distinct from Mats Hummels'
With his field mate De Jong
Making tackles too strong
But in the end they were left feeling dummel

fish said...

ahem

Willy said...

OT - The sun is shining a little less brightly on NZ these days.