Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Comical turn

The new Riddled Comic Book "Kevin the Doormaker of Olde Londontown" appears to be having market penetration problems. we have tried to widen the demongraphics for the product by including a Saint "Saint Custom of the Awesome ride" who gets us into the religious and skateboard markets but the characters do not seem to gel. Kevin's superfriend Fisherman, who travels in the mouth of giant salamander called Xnont does not have a following yet, perhaps the nakedness is off putting?
We are unsure as to whether or not  to continue with the dual narrators at the bottom of the page as we wonder about the market recognition of Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare.

8 comments:

merc said...

That butt cleaning fish should go gang busters no?

monest, a bigger crib

Substance McGravitas said...

The new Riddled Comic Book "Kevin the Doormaker of Olde Londontown" appears to be having market penetration problems.

I'M not the trebuchet obsessive.

Another Kiwi said...

We thought the butt cleaning salamander might spin off in to it's own comic, but no!
A trebuchet marketing campaign, you say? hmmm

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You will get in trouble for off-putting with the Dean's daughter.

Chevy said so.
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merc said...

Always putting the trebuchet before the salamander.

sopya, yeah you are!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

we have tried to widen the demongraphics for the product by including a Saint "Saint Custom of the Awesome ride" who gets us into the religious and skateboard markets but the characters do not seem to gel.

I feel you should rastafy him by ... ten percent or so. ?

Smut Clyde said...

But is it a green photosynthetic salamander with algae symbiots? Hard to tell with the black-&-white figures.

Another Kiwi said...

Here the animal's urine provides nitrogenous compounds that promote algal growth
We were told that pissing on the childers was bad for them!