my plan was to eat breakfast like a king, lunch like an emperor and dinner like Galactus, the planet-inhaling monster from The Fantastic Four.And I ,once again, saw the intertubes influence of Substance McGravitas in all of its live penis power.
Sadly, the guy wimps out at the end and eats Dandelion leaves, but it's funny up to then.
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LOL!
Or, you could just have a protein shake... however, you might go blind.
Sadly, the guy wimps out at the end and eats Dandelion leaves, but it's funny up to then.
As a forager, I can tell that this is far from wimpy, but I have a lot of dogs in the neighborhood.
This made more sense once I'd seen the post from Mr McGravitas.
Also I invented the Fantastic Four and Galactus.
I've heard that the actual inventor was a fellow named Righteous Bubba. (IF that is his real name.)
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Pfft. He just wrote the WORDS.
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