"Knee-clicks and visual traits indicate fighting ability in eland antelopes"

In a fine, fully mature male Common eland, a gigantic curtain-like dewlap can hang down to below the wrists, a dark, brush-like tuft may extend prominently from the forehead, pale vertical stripes decorate the flanks, a dark tan patch draws attention to the massive, thick neck, and further decoration is provided by a shoulder mane, the straight, spiralling horns and dark elbow patches.

The dark elbow patches are visible enough in the staffroom -- usually sewn onto the tweed jacket -- not to mention the shoulder mane. Maybe not so much the gigantic dewlap or the massive thick neck. Your university may vary.

Disappointingly for the tender love poem limerick I was working on, it turns out that 'Penelope' does not actually rhyme with 'antelope'. Or indeed 'cantaloupe'.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to touch up my forehead patch with some dye to ensure my dominance in the next departmental meeting.

UPDATE: Bonus knee-clicking (thnx BBBB):

‘It's me,’ he said, and took a step forward into the room, his knee joints cracking as he did so. His passage across the room - in fact his passage through life - was accompanied by these cracking sounds, one per step, which might be likened to the breaking of twigs.

Swelter does not believe in Flay's superior fighting ability, despite the latter's knee-clicking, leading to the climactic duel in the Hall of Spiders.

Want.