Scientists have found bears skulls, underwater. I mean, really, did they not realise about the very altered nature of oxygen uptake without gills. Have they never seen Inconvenient Truth with the poor brave drowning polar bears? Al Gore is fat, apparently.
Even more embarrassing is the presence of human skulls down there. "Mum, Dad, lookit the bears. Glub glub"
This means that people around today are descendants of people smart enough to not go and see aquatic bears
Friday, November 5, 2010
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"Extinct bears found underwater"
It seems highly unlikely to me that if they were underwater that long they would not be extinct.
Gummy bears never die.
Chas Darwin was on the case:
"In North America the black bear was seen by Hearne swimming for hours with widely open mouth, thus catching, like a whale, insects in the water. Even in so extreme a case as this, if the supply of insects were constant, and if better adapted competitors did not already exist in the country, I can see no difficulty in a race of bears being rendered, by natural selection, more and more aquatic in their structure and habits, with larger and larger mouths, till a creature was produced as monstrous as a whale."
Gummy bears never die.
They are kept alive with organ transplants.
I myself have a gummy bear heart.
I live in the East Addison Trailer Park
I'm trying to show them I can leave my mark
I don't know how to stop but I just can't start
Oh I've...Got a Gummy Bear Heart
Ran out of tequila and drank white gas
And yet they still keep on calling me low class
I puke on the table and I call it art
Oh I've...I've got a Gummy Bear Heart
You call me a hick and I call you Bob
Sure I got evicted - it was an inside job
I don't know how to stop and I don't know how to start
I've...Got a Gummy Bear Heart
You chaps should invest in an Achey Breaky Heart, apparently they are worth more.
Fine fine gelatin.
Water bears do not have hearts, relying instead on movements of the body and limbs to circulate fluids around the haemocoel.
Continued intelligent designing has led to the current form of aquatic bearArtist's impression
That bears no resemblance...
squetch, an awful kiss
Mikey, I applaud your song. Well done!
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