Monday, November 29, 2010

Smut's Christmas present registry

Earrings with horse penis slices

Earrings consisting each of 2 horse penis slices of identical size, dyed. Length including clasp app. 8 cm. Nickel-free.

I saw them first

Thanks to Science blog  Biophemera

13 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Nickel-free apparently, because horse penisesseeseses are made of IRON.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Jennifer said...

I seem to recall Catherine the Great wearing a pair of those.

fish said...

Dibs on the wristband and 14 bull penis slices.

Jennifer said...

These would be nice for you AK.

Whale Chowder said...

What is the significance of the snail shells in the image? Do they represent the permanence of the gift? The time spent creating such a thing? How slow one must be to think this would be a good gift?

I must say I would be left speechless if I were to receive these.

Hamish Mack said...

Snail shells = class. A known marketing fact.
Ah what is the suggestively shaped, ribbed for extra pleasure, thing in the kiwifruit slices picture?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am really a bit surprised that the sliced horse penis comment thread has not been more lively.

Hamish Mack said...

It has gone off half-cocked, IMO

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How about a penis ring with horse ear slices? Would that pose a challenge for airport security?

Hamish Mack said...

The sniffer dogs would follow you home

fish said...

How about a penis ring with horse ear slices? Would that pose a challenge for airport security?

Gives new meaning to TSA jingle.

Mrs Kiwi said...

Your daughter desperately wants a pony for Christmas. You can't quite afford the whole thing ...