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| Folks, you know how difficult it is at Christmas time with everyone wanting different presents? Well who else but your friends at Riddled Enterprises to put the fun back into "Iffun you don't get me one of them Leech farms, don't call me your relative again". Because this year's stocking filler of choice and delight is the Riddled Enterprises Leech farm and Training Centre. Imagine the fun and excitement as your own Leech Army "reduces the Terror Threat" in your neighbourhood or neighborhood as the case may be. Imagine the thrill of competing for food sources with your friends. Each cell of the "Leech-o-Matic has an electro-trainer attached and those little guys and/or gals love to learn!! |
Monday, December 20, 2010
All of Christmas in one shiny box
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WANT!!
That's the fridge magnet leech poetism edition I'll wager.
One second you got leeches, the next they evolve, and then WHAM a lawsuit from the remaining neighbours.
http://www.tate.org.uk/britain/exhibitions/eastwest/images/calligraphylion.jpg
Ha ha, smug blind people, you can't do that with Braille.
Ha ha, smug blind people, you can't do that with Braille.
Studies in leonine scarification continue apace.
Leech-training box certainly has a decent number of legs, but from the way they are pointing I suspect that it will only end running in circles.
This post lovingly dedicated to anyone who has ever read the first chapter of "Matterhorn"....
He fractured his femur
When he tripped on a lemur
You call him a schemer
But he seeks his redeemer
You got leeches on my beaches!
W.V. bawle (I am not making this up, not like merc).
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Which box is used for genital warts? I am asking for a friend.
"as you can see is not a well-drawn thing, missing a row and a column and a crank here and there."
Clearly not a description of Riddled where we have our entire quota of cranks.
conceptual art for another Hellraiser movie.
IIRC the Hellraisin mythos includes an Engineer but no Architects.
Who is this Swift? He shall have to deal with the lawyers at Shyster, Shyster and Flywheel!
On closer inspection it could be a Taylor Swift song sheet.
bricout, release yo self
Using evil to prey upon evil.
I realize the horrific days of people planning monsterous acts like the Holocaust are behind us. But that doesn't mean there still are not scams in the economy, besides The Skim, which the gods view as necessary for positioning's sake.
Just as clone hosting selected disfavored whom the gods wanted to ensure had no chance to ascend before The End, so did being invited into the 21st century real estate scam ensure as of yet undetermined punishment elements.
They instructed people whom they wanted to condition about when the stock market would top out and told them when they should shift their asset base into real estate instead.
And they told them when to sell before they tanked the real estate market as well, timing all based on the level of confidence they wanted each to understand.
The victims may cry "Why would this happen to me." but their behavior in a prior life would answer this:::It didin't happen to anyone who didn't deserve it. IRONICALLY, SOME WHO ENTERED CLONE HOSTING AND PLANNED THIS ECONOMIC EVENT BEFORE THEY LEFT WERE REINCARNATED SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS EVENT.
The God's poetic justice can be a beautiful thing indeed, even if they are evil Cunt Fucks.
You want this fucked up? There you go degenerate shit.
Pedistal only due to their power, not their phantom moral superiority.
Both the public and the private sector host $400k overpaid employees. The difference?
The public sector preys upon the disfavored rejects from motherlands, people too disfavored to stay reproducing with their own blood. Corporate preyed upon the more favored purebloods from their motherland through sourcing and therefore incurr more evil in the eyes of the gods, for their lives have more value. Yet another great example of the god's "reverse positioning".
They point the finger at me and claim I participate by shopping at WalMart.
Now this is something I have yet to understand, for they ALL engage in this sourcing due to cheap Asian labor.
It is the essence of life in the United States, and it is not by accident. Overconsumption of the Earth's resources is due to the same reason.
And Walmart has a very straightforward business model; rest assured I pay a margin on each and every product I purchase at Walmart independantly, including my $3 box of American made Cherios and my 68 cent can of Campbell's tomato soup.
INCIDENTALLY, it seems to me we pay THE SAME PRICE FOR SHIT THAT WE DID BEFORE SOURCING BEGAN. The difference is being poicketed by corporate and the $400k employees who are recruited into playing a part in this evil.
The gods intentionally set this up to ensure the onus falls upon the preditory capitalist and not the ignorant public.
Trash at the top just as there is trash in the ghetto.
The difference is being poicketed
I thought Don Martin was dead?.
Poick! Poick! Shh-flump!
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP
Oh, Smut, so sorry for triggering an episode.
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