Wednesday, December 1, 2010
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Well, Smut said, I'm going off trainspotting for a month or two, can you be in charge of the Christmas decorations?" What could one do? Particularly as pre-testing of the Riddled Christmas Ale meant that I would be incapable of speech for 18 hours (it's got cherries and nuts in it). Some of this is a little tableau thingo with the Christmas flower who is baby Jesus and his joined up tennis racquets. And some is implements for the three wise Entomologists. I dunno. THE LETTERS DON"T SEEM TO MATCH UP!!!!
Feck it, I might just have a Ziggy Christmas card on my mum's record player going round and round
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If you could make something out of those disparate elements, I'd be impressed.
Me, I'd just take the rackets and use them for naughty time.
I like the way vacuumslayer thinks. I am interested in a subscription.
OOoh, SEKRIT!
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Firstly, secret insect society?
2ndly and more importantly, always blame the technical writer.
engwerb, a very English verb.
What are the insects talking about in there?
The exhausting tyranny of ants...
bolone, well f u wv.
The exhausting tyranny of pants, I know.
I've been pants for ever.
bughti, a high performance insect.
three wise Entomologists
Bearing gifts of ether, a net, and a box a stainless steel pins. A pooter was considered but nixed after much giggling.
AE after ether.
furasthi, mad as you.
did I leave my pants over here?
Whatever you think I did last night, you've got no proof.
Riddled Christmas Ale ... nuts in it).
I call CANNIBALISM.
I do hope trainspotting isn't some sort of euphemism for experimenting with heroin.
pre-testing of the Riddled Christmas Ale meant that I would be incapable of speech for 18 hours
That's funny. It had the exact opposite effect on the Zombie.
And some is implements for the three wise Entomologists.
HEY... there's no hip flask in that kit.
I guess one could always huff from the killing jar.
If you ramble on up to the Northeastern section of the Western quadrant of the Northern hemisphere, first round's on me, though you'll certainly be pressed into service as a lecturer.
I would be more inclined to think that Riddled was experimenting with heroines.
We would, but fascist railways people would not let us tie the heroines onto the rails. They hate science
AK, based on your comment over at Vacuumslayer's, I been listening to the Angels all afternoon.
"I don't wanna face
the day
the day
today...."
So send me some of that Riddled Christmas Ale already.
I likes the Angels LOUD. I'm happy you like them
Latest reports from the Riddled Brewery indicate a malfunction in the airlock and possible jeopardizing of the mission which the HAL 9000 cannot allow.
I likes the Angels LOUD.
You seem to be implying that playing them not-loud is an option.
Who can know what perversions people get up to in their own homes?
THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!
THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!
Wrecker.
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