Sunday, January 2, 2011

Toys bad golf day

The Riddled Toy Golf Open has not had a sparkling start to the year. The toys do their best but they are easily confused and bored. Here Mr. Bendi can be seen playing an approach shot to the 17th green while even a cursory glance shows the flag for the 17th hole, behind him. Possibly the toy seagull has distracted him as it flies around looking for God-knows-what. An interesting aspect of the Toys Golf Course is the blurred appearance of the buildings. They never come into focus no matter where one stands on the course, although, of course, real people are not allowed on the course. MR THUNDRA!!!
Sadly this may be the end of the Riddled Toy's Open as the cost of the hiring the toy camera crews has sky-rocketed and they are always moaning and leaving tiny empty tea cups all over the bleeding place.

10 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Also.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Real People don't play golf, A.K.

P.S. S.C., I just might have to try that out...
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Substance McGravitas said...

The tilt-shift does not work on the goatse.

ckc (not kc) said...

..try claymation

Mendacious D said...

the hiring the toy camera crews has sky-rocketed

Surprisingly, the vote to unionize was very close.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sadly this may be the end of the Riddled Toy's Open as the cost of the hiring the toy camera crews has sky-rocketed and they are always moaning and leaving tiny empty tea cups all over the bleeding place.

Just relocate the Toy Open to Eastern Europe, the toy camera crews there are non-union.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe I should have read MenD's comment before posting.

fish said...

Rumor has it that Peter Jackson was seen pulling the head off of Union Leader Barbie.

Another Kiwi said...

Sir Peter has issued a statement to say that he did know that he was pulling the head off Barbie at the time. How the head got into his pocket is a complete mystery but is probably due to Union thuggery

Jennifer said...

Give playing with your toy wood a whole new meaning.