Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Inducements


As a pathway to regime change, this is undoubtedly cheaper than air-strikes or invasions.

No mention of hookers, however.

11 comments:

merc said...

Never fails, except in nz where we are more traditional in our inducements, plain old rorting and self funding through special kommittee.

rableses, bad hobbitsss

Whale Chowder said...

You'd think they would've tried offering the blow before defecting though, wouldn't you?

guitarist manqué said...

Add blow to all that qat and things could get pretty jittery. They better add some downtown to the offer.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

The hookers are for when the peace talks go stale and they need to bring in the big guns.

mikey said...

I'm sure these headline writers believe they're all clever n shit with the verbization of Tea Party being "Tea Partying", but I find it jarringly discordant to the point where it barely aspires to meaninglessness.
Instead, it forces into my consciousness an image of an old, grossly obese white man from Alabama in loud Bermuda shorts, sitting on his Hover-round scooter and guzzling Arizona brand Ice Tea over rotted, tobacco-stained teeth, all while wearing a festive paper hat, bringing at last to mind the superb HTLMencken piece of yore entitled "Wingnuts in Party Hats"...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No mention of hookers, however.

"Defense Sec. Gates Arrives In Moscow"
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Who the hell is bankrolling Tucker F. Carlson? I know he's a trust fund kid, but I'm sure Mrs. Clarence Thomas doesn't come cheap.

Smut Clyde said...

I'm sure Mrs. Clarence Thomas doesn't come cheap.

Where is DKW when we need him?

T said...

She's not a mom. He can't help you.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DID NOT HIT ENTER YOU BATARDS.

vacuumslayer said...

Which kind of blow? AFAF.