Thursday, March 24, 2011

The methods of Dr Tarr and Professor Feather are Unsound

Smut, disturbed, not impressed.
Latest news from the US is that Republican ideologues no longer regard the Presidency as a particularly desirable position. Apparently real power now resides with unelected, unrepresentative, unquestionable individuals, anointed by the owners of media networks. The ideologues are happy with the demise of democracy because radio hosts like Rush Limbaugh are among these supra-presidential positions, which may come to include Sarah Palin.

Their cavalier attitude is disturbing and unimpressive, but I console myself with the thought that tomorrow they'll be back to obsessing about the current president being a non-white person and about the dangerously undemocratic influence wielded by Hollywood stars and left-leaning billionaires.

Oprah Winfrey is named as a possible role model for the future non-presidential Sarah Palin, so here are a lot of O faces.

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I can hardly wait for Sarah Palin's book review shows.
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fish said...

I have written several letters to Oprah to see if she could negotiate a better settlement with BP over the Gulf spill.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oprah Winfrey is named as a possible role model for the future non-presidential Sarah Palin

Doperah

vacuumslayer said...

Not content with grossing people out with vaginas in jars and Tokyo Gore Police, smut, in desperation, turns to mentioning mean-eyed banshee Sarah PAlin in the same entry as orgasms.

Shan't be back!

Totally mean it this time!

vacuumslayer said...

"Doperah"

*guffaw*

fish said...

I don't think shan't means what people think it means.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'll take a shanty thanks.

mikey said...

I always thought "Shan't" was a synonym for constipation...

Another Kiwi said...

Sarahs Palin's book review: "I've read 'em all"

Smut Clyde said...

I'll take a shanty thanks.
"What shall we do with the drunken Sailor"?

No, wait, come to think of it your suggestions are not needed.

Smut Clyde said...

Restoration of the two apostrophes in "sha'n't" shall be mandatory when I am world dictator.

ckc (not kc) said...

...wou'l'd'n't that be restoration of one apostrophe?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ckc can be Punctuation Nazi in the S.C. Regime.
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vacuumslayer said...

"Restoration of the two apostrophes in "sha'n't" shall be mandatory when I am world dictator."

I, for one, will welcome my new anachronistic spelling nazi overlord...so long as he makes with the Bloom County references.

mikey said...

That whole "lean back and poke" no-hands approach to coitus is all well and good for a couple of skinny teenagers, but it's probably best that we, as older, more oblong - shaped humans, to recognize that nothing good can come of this. At best, we cramp up, and at worst, we find that we've "Fallen out and can't get back in!". Leaving everyone involved cranky and unsatisfied.

Otherwise? It's all good. DOO carry on...