Are you sure this is a good idea, Blackadder?Yes, yes, Lord Percy, the Queen will find it hilarious. Now just stand still while Baldric releases the fruitbats.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Scenes from a lost Blackadder script
Are you sure this is a good idea, Blackadder?Yes, yes, Lord Percy, the Queen will find it hilarious. Now just stand still while Baldric releases the fruitbats.
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The Boisselier Hobbits were always drunk and stoned when they picked out their battle outfits.
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I must protest about releasing the Riddled Kitchenmate 3000 too early. it has tried to mate with a dishwasher, a trouser press and various vacuum cleaners.
The shin-bellows keeps the feet delightfully non-stinky, an improvement on the 2500.
First sketches of the Tin Man's outfit were rejected as the man looked more like a collection of pots and pans than a mechanical man.
and various vacuum cleaners.
That sucks.
I once wore that outfit to play tennis...and my tennis partner showed up in the EXACT SAME THING. I was...mortified.
Oh, I've got more...
John Galliano probably thinks it's his rabid anti-Semitism that tanked his career. Nope...this outfit.
2 things fairly leap out at you. First, the head mounted all-weather milspec high velocity network enabled Mark 1 mod 0 head mounted coffee pot is nothing short of brilliant, and I expect it to be deployed operationally this fiscal year.
Second, the oar is clearly indicative of a VERY bad idea - the concept that this rig might be deployed by the 82 Canoe-Borne Regiment. This fellah tips or falls out and he's gonna sink like a stone, and not one of those lightweight lava type stones either, but a dense, iron-heavy kind of sinking stone.
It's truly a boat too far...
Mr. Hobbit showed up for his first day at the pizza parlor. However, patrons were petrified by the straight razor in his left hand.
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That sucks.
Not anymore. The "bag full" light is lit on all of them, but for the life of me I can't figure out who was vacuuming up mercury.
I can't figure out who was vacuuming up mercury.
A different person has responsibility for Mars, and might I say, s/he is a total slacker.
Hence the dust storms.
That script was not lost. It was hurled with great force.
I am happy to forgo the comments about "vacuuming up Uranus", and leave then for SubMcG.
Whenever people mention vacuums, I feel important.
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